Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
@gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
Comedy gal & @uwdawgpound.bsky.social's mostly-retired new boot goofer. Shows n other stuff updates on my mailing list at
www.gabeylucas.com / everettflabbergasters.substack.com
www.gabeylucas.com / everettflabbergasters.substack.com
going to Portland tomorrow to get a Devil's Dill Sandwich Shop #2 & a Little Big Burger bacon cheese but am also stopping by Dead Comics Society & the late show at Al's Den to do their shows, incidentally.
Related, you're not allowed to watch the below video unless you're a BC, WA, or OR resident
Related, you're not allowed to watch the below video unless you're a BC, WA, or OR resident
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
going to Portland tomorrow to get a Devil's Dill Sandwich Shop #2 & a Little Big Burger bacon cheese but am also stopping by Dead Comics Society & the late show at Al's Den to do their shows, incidentally.
Related, you're not allowed to watch the below video unless you're a BC, WA, or OR resident
Related, you're not allowed to watch the below video unless you're a BC, WA, or OR resident
To be clear it was Stephanie Chambers who is a wizard with a camera & this photo:
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
To be clear it was Stephanie Chambers who is a wizard with a camera & this photo:
One of our local sports photographers got a picture in the Time 100 Photos of the Year & to commemorate that I made this out of one of her other great works:
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
One of our local sports photographers got a picture in the Time 100 Photos of the Year & to commemorate that I made this out of one of her other great works:
No less than 5 minutes later, behold:
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
No less than 5 minutes later, behold:
my finger's on the pulse it turns out
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
my finger's on the pulse it turns out
I present to you my ig story from two months ago:
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I present to you my ig story from two months ago:
The two genders:
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The two genders:
Wanna be scowled at? Time to call Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgemental statues
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wanna be scowled at? Time to call Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgemental statues
It hath been delivered
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It hath been delivered
Srsly if you send out this shit the recipient should be allowed to hunt you for sport, like how if you wiggle your fingers in front of a cat cuz the play wand is too far away they're allowed to chomp.
I think my response (final bit pictured) was pretty nice on account of it not involving a crowbar.
I think my response (final bit pictured) was pretty nice on account of it not involving a crowbar.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Srsly if you send out this shit the recipient should be allowed to hunt you for sport, like how if you wiggle your fingers in front of a cat cuz the play wand is too far away they're allowed to chomp.
I think my response (final bit pictured) was pretty nice on account of it not involving a crowbar.
I think my response (final bit pictured) was pretty nice on account of it not involving a crowbar.
It's important to try & understand your strengths & weaknesses. For example, I am a good gift giver but could work on my subtlety.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's important to try & understand your strengths & weaknesses. For example, I am a good gift giver but could work on my subtlety.
Oh we talkin soup szn???
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oh we talkin soup szn???
Chapter *mumbles inaudibly* of Everett Flabbergasters:
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Chapter *mumbles inaudibly* of Everett Flabbergasters:
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
Joketeller's Union endorsement-getters remain undefeated (so happy yaaaaayyyy)
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Joketeller's Union endorsement-getters remain undefeated (so happy yaaaaayyyy)
couldn't help myself while writing the next Everett Flabbergasters chapter when a dorky ass UW history easter egg opportunity comes up
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
couldn't help myself while writing the next Everett Flabbergasters chapter when a dorky ass UW history easter egg opportunity comes up
The mission? Spend 2+ years going to a coffee shop thrice-weekly to befriend the baristas so that eventually 1 will ask what animal you're a fan of today & when you say ferret he'll do his best but you'll point out that 1 is hella an aligator.
You would die for them. You do not know their names.
You would die for them. You do not know their names.
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The mission? Spend 2+ years going to a coffee shop thrice-weekly to befriend the baristas so that eventually 1 will ask what animal you're a fan of today & when you say ferret he'll do his best but you'll point out that 1 is hella an aligator.
You would die for them. You do not know their names.
You would die for them. You do not know their names.
If there's one thing I bring to the table as a writer, it's never backing down from an opportunity to make a top 5 dumbest translation joke ever
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If there's one thing I bring to the table as a writer, it's never backing down from an opportunity to make a top 5 dumbest translation joke ever
So thats how he did it
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So thats how he did it
I posted this on my instagram story w/ that caption & the IG algorithm is proving you can't, indeed, say anything these days
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I posted this on my instagram story w/ that caption & the IG algorithm is proving you can't, indeed, say anything these days
Check out this potato that looks like a beluga whale
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Check out this potato that looks like a beluga whale