Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
@gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
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Cascadian comedy gal & @uwdawgpound.bsky.social's mostly-retired new boot goofer. Shows n other stuff updates on my mailing list at www.gabeylucas.com
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gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
Anyhoo go to shows & be curious about what people are making & doing cuz it's our primary antidote to having a shit time & the current tech-promotional ecosystem is awful & antithetical to thriving cultural scenes

aka come to all my shows & tell your friends 2 read Everett Flabbergasters
gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
She sucks so much shit & yet constantly finds ways to outdo herself. Bravo, hellbitch saoirse ronan!
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Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
kairyssdal.bsky.social
This is the lesson of 2025
qjurecic.bsky.social
he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
If you're looking for a pleasant time after your heart explodes from Mariners-ing Friday, might I suggest this show at Urban Family Brewing.

Whatever happens w/ the Ms, ~this~ will feature me instead of Carlos Vargas or Caleb Ferguson so you know it's stress-free.
gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
340,000 & still going strong for my 2003 she-beast of a Honda Pilot. You'll never catch me, back-up cameras & push-to-start buttons, neverrrr
gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
I was just wondering that myself and i think the answer has to be no, it just goes from holy trinity to mt rushmore
gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
brianmfloyd.bsky.social
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
yayroger.bsky.social
A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)
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brianmfloyd.bsky.social
everyone else bailed out but the kids are still going strong and having fun back there
the kids, still making faces and having fun
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natalieweiner.bsky.social
i don't have anything against detroit, i like the city a lot BUT we need this
gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
Have you seen anything alluding to how long it might be (she says having just pulled up to the bar)
gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
And this .... ... ............... is Masterpiece Theatre
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taylorklong.bsky.social
“The Human Centipede of content” is an incredible description of AI
chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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ericacbarnett.bsky.social
I really wish media covering Trump's invasion of US cities would step away from this "Trump wants to fight crime, but how bad is it really?" framing. They obviously don't give a shit about local crime, but this manufactured narrative dominates all the coverage.

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
As Trump ramps up National Guard threats, what’s crime really like in Portland and Seattle?
Donald Trump has often name-checked both cities, describing them as dangerous. Here's what the numbers show.
www.seattletimes.com