A comic about role reversals! 👶

BONUS Panel below! 👇

Serving size for kosher dill pickles: 1.25 pickles. Who is out here serving a quarter pickle?

The existence of Hypotheticals suggests the possibility of a Hyperthetical.

Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique

Big soap doesn't want you to know that shampoo, face wash, body wash, and hand soap are all just soap. In unrelated news, I feel the way Sid the Sloth looked after drinking the ocean.

Pickled jalapeños pair decently with underripe bananas. This combo wasn't premeditated, and came to me via questionable life decisions.

I love pigeons.
Especially because they walk like this.

Soda Cats

Food poisoning clocked me at midnight like it was running Cinderella out of the ball.

New Years Resolution: survive Q1

H E L P. it's almost January.

I win

I desparately yearn for days gone by, when I could eat a whole jar of pickles in one sitting without consequence.

when grading homemade breakfast foods by cost-benefit, hash browns are dancing right on the razor’s edge. they’re so good they’re barely worth it. grating up the potatoes isn’t a big deal, but between the washing and the drying, buddy, you fuck up once and you’re off the tour

Everything is noteworthy if you just say something.

I'm researching the optimal way to cut an orange. Anyone with notes, please share with the class.