This is what resulted btw, made this for @trashedpicture.bsky.social

Opened my email to find the saddest six words ever written

New hobby: making the most 90s ass designs I can manage, then printing them out as stickers.

Best Sonic character

At the start, it also gets you to choose your preferred truck brand. I opted for MAN, and I did not regret my choice when an email rolled in. I love this. Certified retailer of MAN trucks! Trucks for BIG, ADULT MEN! Trucks for BOYS!

At the start of the game, it gets you to pick what your profile picture is from an extensive selection of people. It seemed obvious that I would choose THIS guy. I mean, come on. Look at him. Who wouldn't trust this man to deliver potatoes in an efficient and timely manner?

Rough day for my mental health, so I'm self medicating with Euro Truck Simulator and playing out my dream of being a truck driver delivering potatoes in Hamburg

If you see this, post a vampire

Cursed with ideas of debatable quality that only occur between 3am and 6am

Completely whiffed it

Creatures

BUT WHY STOP THERE. How much football can we cram into one football, for maximum football?
So I made the biblically accurate football pitch. Only god can rule what's offside.

Was watching the football and thought "Man I love football. The only thing that could make football better is more football."
So here it is: fourtball. Four teams, four goals. How do they rule offside? Don't worry about it. It's fourtball.

Been playing a fuckload of Fae Farm since my computer is on the fritz. Here is a crop I have not discovered yet that looks suspiciously like something else