This is what resulted btw, made this for @trashedpicture.bsky.social

Please credit the artist -> @nellucnhoj.bsky.social

Anyway, I've driven from Hamburg to Magdeburg and back again, so I'm basically a real trucker now. See you later friends, Hamburg needs potatoes and I'm the only guy who can answer the call.

At the start, it also gets you to choose your preferred truck brand. I opted for MAN, and I did not regret my choice when an email rolled in. I love this. Certified retailer of MAN trucks! Trucks for BIG, ADULT MEN! Trucks for BOYS!

At the start of the game, it gets you to pick what your profile picture is from an extensive selection of people. It seemed obvious that I would choose THIS guy. I mean, come on. Look at him. Who wouldn't trust this man to deliver potatoes in an efficient and timely manner?

I'm not too bad at it, but I did get in trouble for doing 90 in an 80 zone. In my defence, I got really into listening to Gary Numan and forgot to check my speed. However, I know from experience that this is not a valid excuse for a traffic violation in Germany.

You may be wondering why I would want to feel worse. It's very simple:
Only when we reach rock bottom can we begin to climb towards the light again.
For me, in this moment, the quickest way to reach rock bottom is by watching the first episode of the Discovery+ reality TV show MILF Manor.