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i love horror movies, seventies rock music, baking, listening to podcasts about serial killers, memes, and my dude and kid.
my poor husband got up an hour early to drive my aunt to the airport 💕
January 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
my poor husband got up an hour early to drive my aunt to the airport 💕
neighbor hoarded out the top floor of our house. I just want to be able to own some place to live. I literally cannot get a job until August at the earliest when my kid starts kindergarten. I just want QUIET
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
neighbor hoarded out the top floor of our house. I just want to be able to own some place to live. I literally cannot get a job until August at the earliest when my kid starts kindergarten. I just want QUIET
my husband and I keep singing the cheesy blasters song at each other
January 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
my husband and I keep singing the cheesy blasters song at each other
I refuse to be sick one day after a family gathering especially because I was CAREFUL
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I refuse to be sick one day after a family gathering especially because I was CAREFUL
I just want my stomach not to fucking hurt
January 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I just want my stomach not to fucking hurt
This must be it, welcome to the new year.The drinks were consumed, the plants were destroyed and the hors d'oeuvres dismantled. I'm not trying to sound so insincere, but the postcard that's taped to the freezer reads 'wish you were here.' Oh how I wish I could disappear. (I ❤️ Motion City Soundtrack)
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
This must be it, welcome to the new year.The drinks were consumed, the plants were destroyed and the hors d'oeuvres dismantled. I'm not trying to sound so insincere, but the postcard that's taped to the freezer reads 'wish you were here.' Oh how I wish I could disappear. (I ❤️ Motion City Soundtrack)
I went a whole year without smoking a cigarette!
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I went a whole year without smoking a cigarette!
Taco Bell fucked up my quesarito which was all I wanted to eat and since it's full of beef I can't eat it and yes I'm crying
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Taco Bell fucked up my quesarito which was all I wanted to eat and since it's full of beef I can't eat it and yes I'm crying
My poor grandma has stitches in her eyelid and her hand and two black eyes :(
December 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My poor grandma has stitches in her eyelid and her hand and two black eyes :(
Love needing a break from my kid and my husband not understanding or being willing to ask his parents to take her. yet he gets to go to work for 10 hours every day. Sounds like a break, glad I'm so understanding
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Love needing a break from my kid and my husband not understanding or being willing to ask his parents to take her. yet he gets to go to work for 10 hours every day. Sounds like a break, glad I'm so understanding
Laying down in my kid's room while she's in my bed bc it's too hot
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Laying down in my kid's room while she's in my bed bc it's too hot
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T SLEEP MORE THAN 4 HOURS EVER and my husband can sleep nine no problem without getting up to pee. And with waking me up a thousand times because he's so LOUD
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T SLEEP MORE THAN 4 HOURS EVER and my husband can sleep nine no problem without getting up to pee. And with waking me up a thousand times because he's so LOUD
sure wish I liked anything I got for christmas. yes, I know that sounds ungrateful. I don't care. I don't enjoy Christmas. I get excited and everything ends up stressful and shitty and I have to pretend to be happy with what I get when it's stuff that just shows you don't KNOW me
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
sure wish I liked anything I got for christmas. yes, I know that sounds ungrateful. I don't care. I don't enjoy Christmas. I get excited and everything ends up stressful and shitty and I have to pretend to be happy with what I get when it's stuff that just shows you don't KNOW me
Used my getting up early powers for good and got all the Christmas lights on and the Charlie Brown Christmas record spinning and I immediately woke up my husband of course
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Used my getting up early powers for good and got all the Christmas lights on and the Charlie Brown Christmas record spinning and I immediately woke up my husband of course
The end of below deck med this week was one of the most upsetting things I've seen in a long time and I'm very upset and I can't stop crying and I just want Cathy to be okay
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The end of below deck med this week was one of the most upsetting things I've seen in a long time and I'm very upset and I can't stop crying and I just want Cathy to be okay
instead of waking my husband up I sent him a tiktok of a croissant that says it's croissant time, wake up
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
instead of waking my husband up I sent him a tiktok of a croissant that says it's croissant time, wake up
It's not called the cis siberian orchestra
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's not called the cis siberian orchestra
I just received potentially heart crushing news: there's a picture of my idol Jimmy Buffet with Jeffrey Epstein. I truly think he's just a fan of islands?
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I just received potentially heart crushing news: there's a picture of my idol Jimmy Buffet with Jeffrey Epstein. I truly think he's just a fan of islands?
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Now my ceiling is leaking? What the fuck is my life
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Now my ceiling is leaking? What the fuck is my life
I get a tattoo I've wanted for almost 3 years on Tuesday!
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I get a tattoo I've wanted for almost 3 years on Tuesday!
lit a candle for those lost today. it's all I can do besides squeezing my daughter tight, which I did.
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
lit a candle for those lost today. it's all I can do besides squeezing my daughter tight, which I did.
Time for me to watch the Santa Clause and side with the ex wife and therapist boyfriend the entire time!
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Time for me to watch the Santa Clause and side with the ex wife and therapist boyfriend the entire time!
I love having a kid that answers to 'Ham'
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I love having a kid that answers to 'Ham'