I would totally have come stayed and gotten away from my own kid and husband

Bill hader is single now too like this is the best day of my life

NOOOOOOOO WHAT OMG OMG

her flight was cancelled and she probably could have figured that out before he drove her there, as it turns out

Literally the only thing I did out of the ordinary was let my mom have a drink of my drink. So if this is Anne's fault I'm going to be upset. I used way more sanitizer than usual

and that's their whole personalities I bet

I told my friend this and then added "it wasn't hard" cause it wasn't and he just said "you're allowed to be proud of yourself." WHAT WHO ME