Don’t talk to me or my son ever again 😤

I made this.
Pumpkin Pecan Cheesecake with Hoe Made Whipped Cweme

Everything’s fucked, but here’s a video of my boys being nice.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

I was super excited when I learned The Ring was inspired by books. Just finished the first one and I’m kinda disappointed. It felt more like a murder mystery than supernatural horror… maybe the next one will be better?

✨do not obey in advance✨

It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”