@garbagewords.bsky.social
At 42, I still can't seem to figure out my identity.
I just want to write my way through life.
I just want to write my way through life.
With all the #angeltreegate stuff, I feel so shitty.
Everyone is saying if you don't have the money to help a lot, you shouldn't take a tag.
I think back to all the years we grabbed tags and bought two or three presents per kid and thought it was okay.
So, I fucked up multiple kids xmases... :(
Everyone is saying if you don't have the money to help a lot, you shouldn't take a tag.
I think back to all the years we grabbed tags and bought two or three presents per kid and thought it was okay.
So, I fucked up multiple kids xmases... :(
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
With all the #angeltreegate stuff, I feel so shitty.
Everyone is saying if you don't have the money to help a lot, you shouldn't take a tag.
I think back to all the years we grabbed tags and bought two or three presents per kid and thought it was okay.
So, I fucked up multiple kids xmases... :(
Everyone is saying if you don't have the money to help a lot, you shouldn't take a tag.
I think back to all the years we grabbed tags and bought two or three presents per kid and thought it was okay.
So, I fucked up multiple kids xmases... :(
I will never accidentally come up with a better tag line.
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I will never accidentally come up with a better tag line.
I haven't been able ro write lately. I hate when my brain takes away the things I love.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I haven't been able ro write lately. I hate when my brain takes away the things I love.
I realize a lot of my problems wouldn't exist if I would have just listened to baz lurhmann in the nineties.
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I realize a lot of my problems wouldn't exist if I would have just listened to baz lurhmann in the nineties.
Relaxing doesn't feel like self-care when you're worried about the dishes.
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Relaxing doesn't feel like self-care when you're worried about the dishes.
The phrase "I don't want to yuck your yum, but..." doesn't sit well with me.
From now on, I will be saying "I don't want to kill your dog, but..."
From now on, I will be saying "I don't want to kill your dog, but..."
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The phrase "I don't want to yuck your yum, but..." doesn't sit well with me.
From now on, I will be saying "I don't want to kill your dog, but..."
From now on, I will be saying "I don't want to kill your dog, but..."
My friend Liisa Kovala (yes, i will always beag abou our friendship) speaks about her new book open.substack.com/pub/liisakov...
Also available wherever you listen to podcasts!
Also available wherever you listen to podcasts!
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My friend Liisa Kovala (yes, i will always beag abou our friendship) speaks about her new book open.substack.com/pub/liisakov...
Also available wherever you listen to podcasts!
Also available wherever you listen to podcasts!
My views on Canada post 7 day a week delivery
October 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My views on Canada post 7 day a week delivery
I'm starting to think no one wants to publish a book about teenage girls awkwardly taking down online pedos except me.
September 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I'm starting to think no one wants to publish a book about teenage girls awkwardly taking down online pedos except me.
My friend's book is getting such great reviews!
September 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My friend's book is getting such great reviews!
I try to avoid AI, but then I started giving it pictures of me and asking it to make me beautiful.
Good to know my skin is a big part of my ugly.
Good to know my skin is a big part of my ugly.
September 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I try to avoid AI, but then I started giving it pictures of me and asking it to make me beautiful.
Good to know my skin is a big part of my ugly.
Good to know my skin is a big part of my ugly.
Prediction: all the late night hosts will be fired.
They will then start their own streaming platform that will be so popular they will be accused of killing cable.
They will then start their own streaming platform that will be so popular they will be accused of killing cable.
September 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Prediction: all the late night hosts will be fired.
They will then start their own streaming platform that will be so popular they will be accused of killing cable.
They will then start their own streaming platform that will be so popular they will be accused of killing cable.
One of my pet peeves is people who think they've won because i just can't be bothered.
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
One of my pet peeves is people who think they've won because i just can't be bothered.
Got my first rejection on my novel.
Is it my imagination, or are rejection emails nicer now?
Is it my imagination, or are rejection emails nicer now?
September 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Got my first rejection on my novel.
Is it my imagination, or are rejection emails nicer now?
Is it my imagination, or are rejection emails nicer now?
I post a lot for someone with nothing to say.
September 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I post a lot for someone with nothing to say.
Nothing more invisible than an ugly, disabled 40-somerhing.
September 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Nothing more invisible than an ugly, disabled 40-somerhing.
I just used AI to try and make myself beautiful, only afterwards realizing this is how AI becomes corrupted.
August 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I just used AI to try and make myself beautiful, only afterwards realizing this is how AI becomes corrupted.
New callout for short stories!
August 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
New callout for short stories!
I haven't screamed into the void for a while. Sorry, my bad.
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
August 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I haven't screamed into the void for a while. Sorry, my bad.
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
Just your average making-stalking-sexy trope.
The dog did nothing wrong. He is a good boy.
The dog did nothing wrong. He is a good boy.
August 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Just your average making-stalking-sexy trope.
The dog did nothing wrong. He is a good boy.
The dog did nothing wrong. He is a good boy.
Clinical depression never looked so classy
Clinomania [KLIN-oh-MAY-nee-yuh]
(n.)
- An excessive desire to lie down and stay in bed; morbid sleepiness.
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(n.)
- An excessive desire to lie down and stay in bed; morbid sleepiness.
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August 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Clinical depression never looked so classy
I need to follow accounts with cute animals or something to fix my algorithm.
Radiohead always told me I did it to myself...
Radiohead always told me I did it to myself...
August 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I need to follow accounts with cute animals or something to fix my algorithm.
Radiohead always told me I did it to myself...
Radiohead always told me I did it to myself...
This going to bed at a reasonable hour thing is not working as well as I would have hoped.
August 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This going to bed at a reasonable hour thing is not working as well as I would have hoped.
Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
But too much of a bad thing is not a good thing.
So nothing really officially leads to good things.
But too much of a bad thing is not a good thing.
So nothing really officially leads to good things.
August 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
But too much of a bad thing is not a good thing.
So nothing really officially leads to good things.
But too much of a bad thing is not a good thing.
So nothing really officially leads to good things.
Me: I should try to.ignore the news more.
*goes and follows 50 political posters on social media*
*goes and follows 50 political posters on social media*
August 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Me: I should try to.ignore the news more.
*goes and follows 50 political posters on social media*
*goes and follows 50 political posters on social media*