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Toilet Hinckley Jr

@garbledskulls.bsky.social

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 5h

AC/DC guy: “concrete shoes… cyanide… tnt…”

Me, putting my pants back on: ok listen, there’s been a miscommunication

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 6h

*me, on deathbed* I … I hope I never impeded operations

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 6h

This is the totality of how the world is run now. From a toilet

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 6h

Remember this post? The Wall Street Journal just confirmed it was meant to be a DM to Pam Bondi.
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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 6h

None of this would have happened if Stephen Miller had just let anime into his heart

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 8h

“Joke’s on them, I’m not even a Communist 😏 lol dummies” -poor bastard who’s been locked in solitary for 15 years without a trial

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 8h

Ppl out here really think “antifa’s not an organization”is some kind of dunk on the people who just spent the last 20 years calling every civilian they flippantly double-tap Hamas or Al Qaeda after the fact

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 9h

It has to be assumed that the focus on Portland is being driven largely by Ngo, who famously spent years trying to get revenge on whoever threw a "concrete milkshake" at him in 2019

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10h

Good lord.

@apnews.com

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 9h

Love the approximately 5-hour period after any doctor appointment when u r immortal & immune from everything

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 10h

Headline tomorrow:
Trump’s first-amendment stance may buck tradition. But is there a method to his madness?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 14h

Can someone help me understand why the song “Panama” is called “Panama” and why the chorus is just “Panama”

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 16h

Mike Johnson: the Jackson Pollock of random insane racist analogies

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 16h

It’s there any way we could create a global database of everyone who has ever “climbed Everest” for immediate deportation to gulags

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 18h

Why do all these guys look like they are in Act 3 of their own personal Fargo?

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 16h

I think what all of us (other than congressional democrats, media heads & university administrators) have learned this year is that all you have to do to defeat fascism is not be an utter sniveling coward

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 17h

*incoherent expression of profound despair*

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 19h

Hey cool the NOAA guy who was found to have violated the agency's code of ethics for his role in Sharpiegate has been confirmed as the head of NOAA.

Senate Confirms ‘Sharpiegate’ Meteorologist to Lead NOAA

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 1d

He truly is the most confidently wrong loser in the world :')

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 1d

I’m really happy that all the biggest losers in the world finally get their little taste of total power in a broken world like fans taking their pic pushing the cart thru the train-station wall at the Harry Potter amusement park

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 1d

What in the highschool AV-club-president shit is this

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

What will the new Adam O'Neal–hosted WaPo opinions podcast sound like for the next few decades? Maybe a little something like this x.com/WashPostComm...

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 1d

Same

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I'm Margaret! I'm the best! Blah Blah Blah! @vt-vagabond.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a lot in here that deserves a pull quote, but this is the most egregious. I need people to recognize the gravity of the situation here in Chicago;

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"The ones that are getting out are coming home to no home," Watson said.
According to her, after the raid occurred, building management stole or threw out residents belongings, including visas and important documents.

ICIRR is still trying to determine the identities of all the people detained in the raid. Castro said that the organization usually can do that by following up with family members or loved ones. "In this instance, there was nobody left to work with," she said. The only detainee name they're sure of is that of a person who passed their Venezuelan passport to a neighbor as they were being taken away.

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 1d

Idea for Bari Weiss:
69 Minutes??

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Ray Pride @raypride.bsky.social · 1d

Pam Bondi’s oppo crib notes for attacking Senators on Tuesday

Corey Marshall-Steele (@corey.marshallsteele) on Threads

I’ll just leave you with this 🤬 “Pam Bondi brought attack notes to the hearing today. Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst captured them in these stunning photos that show her plan entire time was to t...

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 1d

My haters can’t stand knowing I drink tea and listen to Bridget St. John when it rains of an autumn