brooklyn dad... NO not that one
@gardenbro.bsky.social
one of the funniest guys on twitter. if you can find him
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things are falling apart, the center cannot hold... and its sick
I have one word for you... just one word. "violence"
July 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I have one word for you... just one word. "violence"
if he wins, he lives
a new John Carpenter movie called Escape from America where Luigi Mangione is released to run for President of the United States
June 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
if he wins, he lives
Reposted by brooklyn dad... NO not that one
"That won't happen" --really smart guy
March 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"That won't happen" --really smart guy
I came here to eat blueberries and smoke weed... and I'm all out of weed
February 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I came here to eat blueberries and smoke weed... and I'm all out of weed
gibberish opinion, I wish all the AI promoting boomers would get the memo already
The biggest cage match ever will be between Musk and Trump. Elon will try to implement AI in a manner that automates much of what Trump is now trying to control.
Trump will have no understanding of what is going on and will have to turn to the AI oligarchs to support him in this battle.
Trump will have no understanding of what is going on and will have to turn to the AI oligarchs to support him in this battle.
February 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
gibberish opinion, I wish all the AI promoting boomers would get the memo already
starting to think we didn't win the cold war
February 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
starting to think we didn't win the cold war
Bob Eggs
Bob Eggs
February 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bob Eggs
Bob Eggs
February 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bob Eggs
Under Biden, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Eggs, and Johnny Planes Not Crashing. But
February 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Under Biden, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Eggs, and Johnny Planes Not Crashing. But
Downton Abbey was a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
February 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Downton Abbey was a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
obeying in advance is lowkey goated when craven submission is the vibe
February 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
obeying in advance is lowkey goated when craven submission is the vibe
Fell For It On Purpose Award
February 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Fell For It On Purpose Award
in real life everyone seems to be taking the end of the world pretty well in stride
February 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
in real life everyone seems to be taking the end of the world pretty well in stride
EARL GREY: You there, fetch me a beverage!
SERVING-LAD: Yessir, here it is, sir.
EARL GREY: what's this called?
SERVING-LAD: Tea, melord.
EARL GREY: mmm, it's good. I just invented it.
SERVING-LAD: Yessir, here it is, sir.
EARL GREY: what's this called?
SERVING-LAD: Tea, melord.
EARL GREY: mmm, it's good. I just invented it.
January 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
EARL GREY: You there, fetch me a beverage!
SERVING-LAD: Yessir, here it is, sir.
EARL GREY: what's this called?
SERVING-LAD: Tea, melord.
EARL GREY: mmm, it's good. I just invented it.
SERVING-LAD: Yessir, here it is, sir.
EARL GREY: what's this called?
SERVING-LAD: Tea, melord.
EARL GREY: mmm, it's good. I just invented it.
they don't want THROW -- they want to endlessly critique TAKE
January 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
they don't want THROW -- they want to endlessly critique TAKE
holy shit is this real
January 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
holy shit is this real
Is the large really worth it
January 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Is the large really worth it
i think they got the wrong guy. not sure he did it
Luigi Mangione has been indicted for the murder of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO.
December 17, 2024 at 8:57 PM
i think they got the wrong guy. not sure he did it
blocked. blocked for the crime of being slightly annoying
December 13, 2024 at 8:16 PM
blocked. blocked for the crime of being slightly annoying
Thanks for asking! It's basically the same as a regular soda, except it costs more and tastes like shit!
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Thanks for asking! It's basically the same as a regular soda, except it costs more and tastes like shit!
COMMANDER: that's right sir. it's basically a dangerous and advanced new way of preparing top ramen.
December 12, 2024 at 10:47 PM
COMMANDER: that's right sir. it's basically a dangerous and advanced new way of preparing top ramen.
I'm on a micronutrients diet (only foods with no nutritional value)
December 12, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I'm on a micronutrients diet (only foods with no nutritional value)
why are all the replies on bluesky from people who can't parse tone
December 12, 2024 at 10:39 PM
why are all the replies on bluesky from people who can't parse tone
Should The Public Be Ashamed Of Their Love For Luigi Mangione? -- my new column in "Scolding Magazine"
December 12, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Should The Public Be Ashamed Of Their Love For Luigi Mangione? -- my new column in "Scolding Magazine"