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gardengremlin.bsky.social
@gardengremlin.bsky.social
Just a little Gremlin, working in my garden. Definitely not eating anything after midnight or jumping into the water. Nope. Not me.
But don’t forget the abortion bans!! They only love fetuses. Once they pop into the world, the ‘Pubs could care less.
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Maybe they’re on one of those boats he keeps destroying.
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ummmm…have you noticed how people can’t afford shit lately? Have you further (or is it fürer?) noticed how people are being laid off in droves? And perhaps you have never experienced the way the system makes math seem bad, so that people don’t realize that enlisting won’t help with parts 1and 2.
December 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Using the appropriate honorific and a last name indicates respect. Women of color have historically been the last people to receive respect in the USA. If people were trying to be respectful, not racist, not misogynistic, etc. she would have been referred to as Ms. or Mrs. Harris, or Vice President.
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not big enough for that a-hole.
December 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
‘Saving the building’, huh? From him? Is this like when he mob puts the squeeze on a business to buy ‘protection’.
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Welcome to Epstein Files Release Eve to all those who celebrate.
December 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just tell him it’s a peace prize list and it’ll be fine
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I understand Hillary-there was already a Clinton-similar to ‘W’. Harris is just misogynistic, racist BS.
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
YES!!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cool! I feel like I must have read this, but I didn’t remember the name.
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Can you get one big one and split it?
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I hear there’s a $5 foot long somewhere.
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is where I was going to write,”someone’s been watching too much Mickey 17.” But then you brought up transporters.
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I was going to bring this up!!
If you haven’t watched Mickey 17…well. I don’t know if that will make it worse or better.
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The dark humor answer is that men are scarier. The literal answer is that it was originally created with misogyny.
Another answer: this is what happens to the incels.
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I believe that called amendment 25.
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Agree on all women are women. Ai does not count until it becomes self-aware, in which case we will know by the crying of the incells whose dolls aren’t working any more.
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Woohoo! Go Cyborgs go!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Welcome to Epstein Files Release Eve to all those who celebrate.
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM