@gardengremlin.bsky.social
Just a little Gremlin, working in my garden. Definitely not eating anything after midnight or jumping into the water. Nope. Not me.
F anyone who even tries to make this happen.
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
F anyone who even tries to make this happen.
Well, there’s one thing at least.
In Illinois, ICE agents have been documented swapping license plates to hide their identity. Under Illinois law, this constitutes a Class A misdemeanor.
The state has made clear that this law will be enforced. Federal agents are not exempt from Illinois vehicle and registration statutes.
The state has made clear that this law will be enforced. Federal agents are not exempt from Illinois vehicle and registration statutes.
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well, there’s one thing at least.
YES!!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
YES!!!
Thank goodness there’s someone.
To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thank goodness there’s someone.
WTF. Are they also in the Epstein list?
These Seven Democrats Voted for Pervy GOP Bill Allowing Strip Searches of Migrant Children
open.substack.com/pub/migranti...
open.substack.com/pub/migranti...
These Seven Democrats Voted for Pervy GOP Bill Allowing Strip Searches of Migrant Children
"Kayla Hamilton Act" passed 225–201, authorizing invasive examinations of children 12+ alone in federal custody — civil rights groups warn of "psychological harm and trauma"
open.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
WTF. Are they also in the Epstein list?
I had previously had hope in moderates. No longer.
I think normalizing “if this candidate wants to take my rights away so he can pretend to be progressive I’m not going to vote for him and vote for someone with EVERYONE’s interests in mind” is reasonable and necessary actually
#Darkwoke
#Darkwoke
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I had previously had hope in moderates. No longer.
Welcome to Epstein Files Release Eve to all those who celebrate.
December 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Welcome to Epstein Files Release Eve to all those who celebrate.
Can we figure out a way to pay people to report Pam Bondi?
The U.S. government is trying to figure out a way to pay people for reporting on anyone who supports trans lives.
Pam Bondi wants FBI to offer bounties for ‘radical gender ideology’ groups, leaked memo shows
www.advocate.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Can we figure out a way to pay people to report Pam Bondi?
Of course it’s real.
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Of course it’s real.
Me: “I need a sign.”
…damn. Ok.
…damn. Ok.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Me: “I need a sign.”
…damn. Ok.
…damn. Ok.
Doooo iiiit.
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Doooo iiiit.
No shit. Ya think?
Wonder why. Guess it’s a mystery.
Wonder why. Guess it’s a mystery.
Americans are expected to spend more than ever on holiday gifts—but they’re cutting back on nonessentials to afford it.
Half Of Americans Say It’s Harder To Afford Holiday Gifts This Year
Americans are expected to spend more than ever on holiday gifts—but they’re cutting back on nonessentials to afford it.
www.forbes.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
No shit. Ya think?
Wonder why. Guess it’s a mystery.
Wonder why. Guess it’s a mystery.
Reposted
They hate on our Black queens because they can’t handle their greatness.
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They hate on our Black queens because they can’t handle their greatness.
Top tier sass.
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Top tier sass.
Hell yes.
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hell yes.
On the 7th day before release day, my gubmint gave to me…pics of pedos and their pre-teens.
“and then I just grabbed them by the pussy”
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
New photos from Epstein’s collection show Trump with ‘victims’: Live updates
The U.S. House Oversight Committee Democrats have received 95,000 photos from the Epstein estate, with 19 posted online Friday
www.independent.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
On the 7th day before release day, my gubmint gave to me…pics of pedos and their pre-teens.
On the 7th day before release day, my gubmint gave to me…pics of pedos and their pre-teens.
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
On the 7th day before release day, my gubmint gave to me…pics of pedos and their pre-teens.
This is actually written (not in these exact words) in the novel Black Beauty. It’s expressed that to be ignorant of the care of an animal is more malicious than if the intent were to harm.
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is actually written (not in these exact words) in the novel Black Beauty. It’s expressed that to be ignorant of the care of an animal is more malicious than if the intent were to harm.
Wow. Let’s shove their faces into their lies a little more frequently please.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wow. Let’s shove their faces into their lies a little more frequently please.
So cool!!
Must see!!
Must see!!
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So cool!!
Must see!!
Must see!!
On the 10th day before release day, my gubmint gave to me…access to some sealed docs.
lol. Calling their bluff. These aren’t part of the 300G of data the justice department has (and could have released anytime.) the deadline is 12/19. Tick tock, Pamela Jo.
Breaking:
NEW YORK (AP) - Federal judge grants Justice Department's request to unseal records from Ghislaine Maxwell's 2021 sex trafficking case.
NEW YORK (AP) - Federal judge grants Justice Department's request to unseal records from Ghislaine Maxwell's 2021 sex trafficking case.
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
On the 10th day before release day, my gubmint gave to me…access to some sealed docs.
On the 10th day before release day, my gubmint gave to me…access to some sealed docs.
Breaking:
NEW YORK (AP) - Federal judge grants Justice Department's request to unseal records from Ghislaine Maxwell's 2021 sex trafficking case.
NEW YORK (AP) - Federal judge grants Justice Department's request to unseal records from Ghislaine Maxwell's 2021 sex trafficking case.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
On the 10th day before release day, my gubmint gave to me…access to some sealed docs.
Make it make sense!! Did she get the alien brain worm and it back fired???
Marjorie Taylor Greene on CNN: "I feel very sorry for President Trump. I genuinely do. It has to be a hard place for someone that is constantly so hateful and puts so much vitriol, name calling, and really tells lies about people in order to try to get his way."
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Make it make sense!! Did she get the alien brain worm and it back fired???
Uuuuuhh…last I checked, we do NOT want to align with Russia’s vision.
The Kremlin is praising the new US security strategy.
Any questions?
Any questions?
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Uuuuuhh…last I checked, we do NOT want to align with Russia’s vision.
Reposted
Hey, Does Anyone Want to Talk About Donald Trump’s Infirmities? trib.al/O3D0W24
Hey, Does Anyone Want to Talk About Donald Trump’s Infirmities?
He’s clearly slipping, mentally and physically, but the political press suddenly finds it less newsworthy that we have a woefully aging president.
trib.al
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey, Does Anyone Want to Talk About Donald Trump’s Infirmities? trib.al/O3D0W24