Captain No-Thoughts
@gardenvarietybear.bsky.social
Plant father by day, anxious pillow princess by night. 🔞🌱♉️
Glendale, AZ 🌵🏜️
Glendale, AZ 🌵🏜️
Snuggle time after running around the park for a bit 🐶❤️
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Snuggle time after running around the park for a bit 🐶❤️
The two sides of Mochi 🐶❤️
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The two sides of Mochi 🐶❤️
Pouting from the beanbag because dad had to clean the house today 🐶
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Pouting from the beanbag because dad had to clean the house today 🐶
Got real stoned and walked around looking at Christmas lights last night 🎄✨️
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Got real stoned and walked around looking at Christmas lights last night 🎄✨️
These newest leaves on this monstera are so pretty 😩💚
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
These newest leaves on this monstera are so pretty 😩💚
Its Mochi's 2nd birthday today so here's how small she was when I got her 😭❤️🐶
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Its Mochi's 2nd birthday today so here's how small she was when I got her 😭❤️🐶
Was up early for whatever reason this morning so I decided to make a proper wake-n-bake 🥱
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Was up early for whatever reason this morning so I decided to make a proper wake-n-bake 🥱
Nap time after playing at the park and a walk 🥱
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Nap time after playing at the park and a walk 🥱
Swear those ears get bigger every day 🐶
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Swear those ears get bigger every day 🐶
There's just something about a big pittie smile 🥰
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There's just something about a big pittie smile 🥰
Had to run to the store to pick up a few things. Which also means The Child gets a new toy 🐶🐷
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Had to run to the store to pick up a few things. Which also means The Child gets a new toy 🐶🐷
I just love monstera so much 💚
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I just love monstera so much 💚
Running off some turkey at the park today 🐶
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Running off some turkey at the park today 🐶
One of our parks got flooded with all the recent rain and some ducks n geese took over
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
One of our parks got flooded with all the recent rain and some ducks n geese took over
Always gotta make a big batch of garlic confit for the holidays
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Always gotta make a big batch of garlic confit for the holidays
Just a happy girl on her afternoon walk 🐶
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just a happy girl on her afternoon walk 🐶
Back home after a fun little 2 day festival in SoCal 🥱
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Back home after a fun little 2 day festival in SoCal 🥱
The weather has been so nice today 😩
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The weather has been so nice today 😩
The newest leaf on my monstera is so pretty 😭💚
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The newest leaf on my monstera is so pretty 😭💚
Getting our morning walk in before heading to an avatar the last air bender mtg prerelease 😋
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Getting our morning walk in before heading to an avatar the last air bender mtg prerelease 😋
The Child has to fetch pinecones at the park everyday (or else)
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Child has to fetch pinecones at the park everyday (or else)
Someone's been loving this cooler weather and lots of walkies 🐶
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Someone's been loving this cooler weather and lots of walkies 🐶
The leaves on this monstera are almost Mochi-sized 💚
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The leaves on this monstera are almost Mochi-sized 💚
The best weighted blanket by far 🥱
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The best weighted blanket by far 🥱
Her happy place is playing fetch at the park 🐶
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Her happy place is playing fetch at the park 🐶