Gareth Cartman
@garethcartman.bsky.social
I ride bikes, write books about riding bikes (We Rode All Day, Walko, Koblet & Kubler and soon - We Rode All Night), wrote for The Road Book in 2024, I run a recruitment agency (theexample.co.uk) and suffer Everton FC.
I'm still not convinced it really happened. A conspiracy theory that we all somehow share.
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm still not convinced it really happened. A conspiracy theory that we all somehow share.
<throws walking stick away>
I'm in!
I'm in!
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
<throws walking stick away>
I'm in!
I'm in!
to be fair, so am I
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
to be fair, so am I
I really don't understand them. He's our number 1 spinner, but we're 2-0 down, best of 5, spinning pitch, maybe we should play the part-timer instead?
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I really don't understand them. He's our number 1 spinner, but we're 2-0 down, best of 5, spinning pitch, maybe we should play the part-timer instead?
Are they mad? Have they ever seen him play?
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Are they mad? Have they ever seen him play?
He'd better be - my 12-year-old son is desperate to see Grealish & it's not often we can get to the game!
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
He'd better be - my 12-year-old son is desperate to see Grealish & it's not often we can get to the game!
He wrote prison memoirs? The grift is never ending…
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
He wrote prison memoirs? The grift is never ending…
I hope you followed this up with a suitably irate correction!
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I hope you followed this up with a suitably irate correction!
good lord what fresh hell is this?
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
good lord what fresh hell is this?
Anyone running a business could have told you this…
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Anyone running a business could have told you this…
my eyes my eyes!
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
my eyes my eyes!
I just had one. Thanks for the reminder.
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just had one. Thanks for the reminder.
Piss poor, Remco. Just do it out of national pride.
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Piss poor, Remco. Just do it out of national pride.
Does this mean I won’t get picked up by the sportive broom wagon for being too slow? Bonus!!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Does this mean I won’t get picked up by the sportive broom wagon for being too slow? Bonus!!!
Yes but trust the process?
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yes but trust the process?
That is disgusting, and not in a good way.
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
That is disgusting, and not in a good way.
Does Ollie Pope have potential?
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Does Ollie Pope have potential?
I've only walked up - bike was stowed away for the TdF last year. Really underrated part of France!
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I've only walked up - bike was stowed away for the TdF last year. Really underrated part of France!
Cassel is always fun too. I might take the bike across.
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Cassel is always fun too. I might take the bike across.