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so i learned to turn and look the other way
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you say youre going to go "Whack It" ? Ha. i can only speculate as to what,t he operative word "It" is referring to. Your penis id imagine .
September 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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saiu na Folha @folha.com :
September 22, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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September 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
ENTAO SE MATA LOGO
September 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
deus por favor me mata hoje a noite enquanto eu durmo eu te imploro
🚨 Saiu a versão dublada do trailer de Um Filme Minecraft.
September 17, 2024 at 2:52 PM
voltamos pra 2015
September 17, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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I believe that allowing "himbos" to become figures of fun, who could be trusted to dispense medical advice or political analysis, is one of this era's most damaging mistakes. Make no mistake: the himbo is an enemy of progress and enlightenment.
September 16, 2024 at 9:08 PM
bem vindo de volta pavor vermelho
Most think of proposed mass deportation as the removal of foreigners.

No: The plan explicitly includes the mass deportation of *US citizens*.

It is not about who should get US citizenship. It is about some US citizens illegitimizing other US citizens.
September 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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Original artwork inspired by Sam Raimi's 2004 movie "Spider-Man 2". Art by Yusuke Murata (2017). (from twitter.com/NEBU_KURO) #spiderman #manga
September 14, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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Dude, the prophecy… I just finished translating it, and… I think… I think it’s talking about you! Listen: “The wretched dude it sucks to kiss, his dingus reeks of boiled piss.” It all fits. I think you might be the Chosen One, dude
September 14, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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that nameless evil country from top gun: maverick probably had universal health care
September 14, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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nice place
September 12, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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Someone I know (not here) was boasting that they fast for 72 hours every week.

I believe this is what is technically known as an eating disorder.
September 12, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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This guy looks like a claymation version of Elon's worst facial features fused with the Virgin side of the Virgin/Chad meme and he thinks he can cross people who will draw him exactly as such with no consequences
September 12, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Clownshit
June 23, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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“Do you want to open new Teams or classic Teams?” — I do not want to open Teams at all, fuck off
September 12, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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September 11, 2024 at 6:46 PM
as vezes eu acho que bilionários são pessoas (erro meu) aí algo faz eu lembrar que eles são piores doq vermes. literalmente subhumano
You missed this absolutely disgusting tweet
September 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM
idiota
September 11, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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As a goon, do not get me started.
September 10, 2024 at 9:11 AM
tô virando um esqierdostinha de merda porque eu acabei de ouvir a kim kardashian falando que ofereceram pra ela um milhão de dólares pra ela fazer UM (1) post de propaganda e meu coração se encheu de ódio
September 11, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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frustrated, arms getting tired, holding my one-month-old baby up to the tv to try to get a tiktok of her crying when donald trump talks but she’s ruining it by crying through harris’ answers too
September 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM