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me assessing if I should add a stanza to the middle of the poem
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
me assessing if I should add a stanza to the middle of the poem
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i have 3 desires on this earth:
1. the liberation and emancipation of all working people
2. thriving indie media landscape where people can make cool niche art
3. kiss wife kiss wife kiss wife
1. the liberation and emancipation of all working people
2. thriving indie media landscape where people can make cool niche art
3. kiss wife kiss wife kiss wife
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i have 3 desires on this earth:
1. the liberation and emancipation of all working people
2. thriving indie media landscape where people can make cool niche art
3. kiss wife kiss wife kiss wife
1. the liberation and emancipation of all working people
2. thriving indie media landscape where people can make cool niche art
3. kiss wife kiss wife kiss wife
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can't believe I have to write to be a writer, its unfair
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
can't believe I have to write to be a writer, its unfair
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beautiful writing about the mundane
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
beautiful writing about the mundane
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this would've snagged me an NEA in 2002
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
this would've snagged me an NEA in 2002
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hiring a governess to look after the children so I have time to work on my poetry project "What Hammerpants Mean to Me"
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
hiring a governess to look after the children so I have time to work on my poetry project "What Hammerpants Mean to Me"
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Y’all hate true yearners
My dog don't know he is begging for boiling water 🥀
December 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Y’all hate true yearners
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Lyin' Mon Mothma has been totally disrespectful to Senator Jar Jar Binks, a War Hero who is doing great things for our Economy! The Emergency Powers Act will create a Jobs Boom the likes of which we have never seen before! Palpatine, GET IT DONE!!!! Thank you for you attention in this matter!!!!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lyin' Mon Mothma has been totally disrespectful to Senator Jar Jar Binks, a War Hero who is doing great things for our Economy! The Emergency Powers Act will create a Jobs Boom the likes of which we have never seen before! Palpatine, GET IT DONE!!!! Thank you for you attention in this matter!!!!!!!!
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In conclusion, Merry Christmas to everyone except the Los Angeles Rams
December 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
In conclusion, Merry Christmas to everyone except the Los Angeles Rams
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i want time to watch more films but i also want time to read more books but i also want time to look at more nothing
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i want time to watch more films but i also want time to read more books but i also want time to look at more nothing
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lot of dark forces at play in this game
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
lot of dark forces at play in this game
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Most bizarre scoring play in Hawks history - the Fail Mary - now has a challenger: The Nonchalant Deuce
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Most bizarre scoring play in Hawks history - the Fail Mary - now has a challenger: The Nonchalant Deuce
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Nothing’s a catch in super slow motion
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Nothing’s a catch in super slow motion
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why does God keep giving me His twelviest battles.
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
why does God keep giving me His twelviest battles.
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You know that ref is posting this clip in the group chat
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You know that ref is posting this clip in the group chat
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special delivery for the big win
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
special delivery for the big win
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luv me ipa, luv me coffee, luv me seahawks, ate the republicans. simple as.
November 6, 2024 at 10:09 PM
luv me ipa, luv me coffee, luv me seahawks, ate the republicans. simple as.
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Old lady turns over a tarot card that looks exactly like a Jay Harbaugh total cultural victory
Me: is that good?
Me: is that good?
This game is going to come down to whether the Jay Harbaugh total cultural victory is real or not
DVOA nerds, your Super Bowl just dropped 🤓 @aaronschatz.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Old lady turns over a tarot card that looks exactly like a Jay Harbaugh total cultural victory
Me: is that good?
Me: is that good?
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
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I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
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is Brock Purdy AI? Because his diehard boosters in Silicon Valley keep saying he’s really useful and the rest of us are like hmmmmm idk it kinda feels like he constantly messes up in obvious ways
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
is Brock Purdy AI? Because his diehard boosters in Silicon Valley keep saying he’s really useful and the rest of us are like hmmmmm idk it kinda feels like he constantly messes up in obvious ways
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All white top, all white belt
And all white jeans, body looking like milk
And all white jeans, body looking like milk
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
All white top, all white belt
And all white jeans, body looking like milk
And all white jeans, body looking like milk