Garrett Werner
@garrettwerner.bsky.social
I was today years old when I learned the numa numa guy was a young Eric trump
July 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I was today years old when I learned the numa numa guy was a young Eric trump
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"What I can't get my head around, is why would a bear that only eats marmalade sandwiches, take 7 picnic baskets that don't have any marmalade sandwiches? It bothers me."
June 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
"What I can't get my head around, is why would a bear that only eats marmalade sandwiches, take 7 picnic baskets that don't have any marmalade sandwiches? It bothers me."
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Milwaukee is less than a week away from the start of an affordable 9-day music festival with a little something for everyone that takes place in a lovely and well-appointed lakeshore park where you can eat and drink and relax and grumble about it for some reason
June 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Milwaukee is less than a week away from the start of an affordable 9-day music festival with a little something for everyone that takes place in a lovely and well-appointed lakeshore park where you can eat and drink and relax and grumble about it for some reason
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ai is not transforming shit and they’re soooo mad about it
June 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
ai is not transforming shit and they’re soooo mad about it
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We asked ChatGPT how ‘hot’ the KTLA team is: Here’s what it said
We asked ChatGPT how ‘hot’ the KTLA team is: Here’s what it said
Many use ChatGPT for legitimate, serious reasons – such as summarizing long pieces of writing or ascertaining information on an unknown topic – but the artificial intelligence tech apparently isn’t…
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May 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We asked ChatGPT how ‘hot’ the KTLA team is: Here’s what it said
Believe it or not, this 1pm Friday matinee of Friendship is filled with 30 or so guys seeing it by themselves, me included
May 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Believe it or not, this 1pm Friday matinee of Friendship is filled with 30 or so guys seeing it by themselves, me included
I know nothing about the Ted universe, but my sense is it is sprawling
May 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I know nothing about the Ted universe, but my sense is it is sprawling
Son of Baconator would be a pretty funny name for a kid
May 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Son of Baconator would be a pretty funny name for a kid
Sure, Jane Jetson is a total smoke show. Until you realize she’s hundreds of years younger than your pervert ass
March 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Sure, Jane Jetson is a total smoke show. Until you realize she’s hundreds of years younger than your pervert ass
The only person since Bernie the left has gotten excited about is Luigi
February 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The only person since Bernie the left has gotten excited about is Luigi
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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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February 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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@brianrubenstein.bsky.social I came here to find your luka lakers take and nothing?? If we don’t commit to Bluesky the terrorist wins
February 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
@brianrubenstein.bsky.social I came here to find your luka lakers take and nothing?? If we don’t commit to Bluesky the terrorist wins
Robbers getting robbed is such a classic joke, it’s never not funny
January 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Robbers getting robbed is such a classic joke, it’s never not funny
Thinking about investing in those nfts everyone’s always talkin about
January 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Thinking about investing in those nfts everyone’s always talkin about
Shout out to Gomez Addams for showing the fellas it's cool to be insatiably horny for our goth wives 25 hours a day
December 30, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Shout out to Gomez Addams for showing the fellas it's cool to be insatiably horny for our goth wives 25 hours a day
Whenever I look at my purebred miniature wiener dog, I wonder if SHE was the one who bought ME
December 19, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Whenever I look at my purebred miniature wiener dog, I wonder if SHE was the one who bought ME
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HOW DARE YOU!
YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE
YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE
December 17, 2024 at 2:43 PM
HOW DARE YOU!
YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE
YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE
The two shapes Teslas come in are cybertruck and cum dollop
December 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
The two shapes Teslas come in are cybertruck and cum dollop
This is how normal ppl going about their lives in the kingdom felt when they heard Fiona was marrying shrek
December 12, 2024 at 6:13 AM
This is how normal ppl going about their lives in the kingdom felt when they heard Fiona was marrying shrek
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here's a Sora generated video of gymnastics
December 11, 2024 at 5:35 PM
here's a Sora generated video of gymnastics
Honestly they nailed this, idk who else could play that lil green elf
December 10, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Honestly they nailed this, idk who else could play that lil green elf