Garry Messick
@garrymessick.bsky.social
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Voice actor, co-producer and co-writer of the Peabody Award-winning*, sort-of sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Our promise to you: You WILL laugh... Perhaps. Occasionally, at least. Possibly. (*I made that up.) https://rss.com/podcasts/american-do
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I’m here for two basic reasons: 1. To support the Resistance. 2. To cajole, entreat, and otherwise beseech you to check out Jon Wilkins’s and my sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Come on! You might love it! Stranger things have happened! Available wherever you get your podcasts. RSS link:
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For Halloween, one of the most nightmarishly eerie short stories I’ve ever read. Written by Robert Aickman, produced and narrated by yours truly. youtu.be/UzoNIh4lHWE?...
The Cicerones by Robert Aickman, narrated by Garry Messick
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This should read, “and lie constantly.”
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Fake? Seems pretty real to me.
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Anyone who attempted to restrain that guy could have been charged with assault. That’s the infuriating thing—they can put their hands on you, but you can’t put your hands on them.
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Holy shit, that’s appalling.
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He also ran a modeling agency with teen girls.
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It’s fine as long as it’s other people, right, Charlie?
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Interviewer: How do you know that gerbils are using sign language with their whiskers to secretly plot against mankind?

RFK Jr.: I never said that.
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RFK jr.: It’s incredible that gerbils have learned to use sign language with their whiskers in order to secretly plot against mankind, yet no one is doing anything to stop it.
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All RFK jr. interviews and Congressional testimony basically go like this…
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He’s as stupid as he is smug and arrogant. Which is saying something.
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The fact that the WH says support for a bill requiring the release of all the DOJ Epstein files would be considered a “hostile act” against Trump is quite a giveaway, isn’t it?
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Ta-da! My new book, The Notwitches: Prison Break, is out NOW! Huge thanks to all at @chickenhousebooks.bsky.social, Dotty Sutton for her brilliant artwork and my wonderful agent @rachelpmann.bsky.social. And of course big thanks to everyone who buys it, which you can do here: garypanton.co.uk/books/
The cover of The Notwitches Prison Break, with an 'OUT NOW!' icon and a hand reaching into the image to grab the book.
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American Doom is a sketch-comedy show I write with J. Philip Wilkins. It's weird & funny, but not always "ha ha funny" ("Making people laugh is the lowest form of humor." -Michael O'Donoghue). Regular podcasts slowly rot your brain. Why not rot your brain much more quickly with American Doom?
American Doom | Podcast on RSS.com
Victoria Collins hosts this deep-dive investigation into mysterious corporation Terordyne, presented through a six episode first season with episodic series, shorts, and music in a darkly comedic worl...
rss.com
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Failing to outlive Joe Biden would be the funniest way to end a presidency. Just saying.
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No relation as far as I know.
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Paisley Drake. That works surprisingly well.