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Gary Panton

@garypanton.co.uk

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Author of THE NOTWITCHES and THE NOTWITCHES: PRISON BREAK. All the links for ordering can be found at garypanton.co.uk/books/ Represented by Rachel Mann at CAA. 📍Perth, Scotland 🌐 garypanton.co.uk

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · Aug 14

Ta-da! My new book, The Notwitches: Prison Break, is out NOW! Huge thanks to all at @chickenhousebooks.bsky.social, Dotty Sutton for her brilliant artwork and my wonderful agent @rachelpmann.bsky.social. And of course big thanks to everyone who buys it, which you can do here: garypanton.co.uk/books/

The cover of The Notwitches Prison Break, with an 'OUT NOW!' icon and a hand reaching into the image to grab the book.

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 11h

Very important update: A woman just got on, looked at the slippers for a bit and handed them to her friend who then PUT THEM IN HER BAG. She's keeping the slippers! I am speechless. I am without speech.

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 11h

I can't quite put into words how much it pisses me off that people can't just be decent enough to leave their train seats in the way they found them so that the next person doesn't have to deal with their litter/junk/slippers.

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 11h

People sitting across from me on the train from London up to Scotland brought weird hotel-style slippers with them to wear on the way and then just left them for someone else to deal with. Seriously this is the Broken Britain David Cameron tried to warn us about.

Four abandoned white slippers underneath a train seat.

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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 19h

“Hi Felicity, we’re looking to collaborate… incredible visibility… a real opportunity”

Guys, when you mean ‘3 days of unpaid work’ at least have the guts to SAY it rather than make it sound like a favour.

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 18h

When he was finished he stood up and delicately applied some lip balm. Absolute nerve of the guy.

a man with a blanket on his head and the words this country written on the bottom

Alt: Alan Partridge, dressed as a zombie, saying "This country" and walking off.

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 18h

He's progressed from persistent lip-smacking to full-on open-mouthed belching.

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 18h

Got a very loud eater at the table next to me at a Premier Inn breakfast. Just trying to weigh up if I should contact staff and ask to have him removed from the hotel.

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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 1d

“He’s 28 until he’s 29. That’s a fact.”

This never gets old.

martwah.bsky.social @martwah.bsky.social · 1d

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Chortle @chortle.bsky.social · 1d

Stop making AI versions of Robin Williams, his daughter pleads

'You're making hotdogs out of the lives of human beings'

dlvr.it

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 1d

Every time I'm on the Underground and see the station name Stockwell, I think about Dean Stockwell and then get the Quantum Leap theme stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

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Alom Shaha @alomshaha.bsky.social · 1d

London parents! Looking for something to do with the children over half term? Come and help me support one of the best indie bookshops in London and go home with your own (mostly) self-made clock!

Make and Decorate Your Own Clock with Alom Shaha!! | Moon Lane Ink

Join Alom Shaha, author of "About Time", to learn more about time-keeping and a chance to make your own working clock!

www.moonlaneink.co.uk

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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 2d

I have been sent to hell. But - swings and roundabouts - at least I got to talk to Daniel Whelan and Alex Gale on their fab
podcast Hellish (@hellishpod.com) about my songs from hell and got to plug my new book on 80s pop history, #IntoTheGroove.

shows.acast.com/hellish/epis...

Justin Lewis, writer | Hellish

Writer JUSTIN LEWIS gets into the groove with the five tracks he will meet in Hell!

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 3d

Tell the people you love that you love them. Right now.

Time spent doing something you enjoy is never wasted.

Being a nice person is a reward in itself, but no need to be a doormat about it.

It’s worth getting the nice teabags (Yorkshire Gold).

Please make a bit less noise, I’m trying to read.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 3d

I did a school event last week and one of the kids asked me if I could write a new book called "Monkey vs Bunny".

Me: I'm not sure Jamie Smart would like that.

Kid: That's why you put the Monkey first!

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 3d

I've never read any of the Harry Potter books (despite being a children's author and editor).

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · Nov 20

Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 3d

BRIE & BEECHWOOD SMOKED BACON is a solid combo, but would it kill Tesco to just cook their bacon for a bit longer? I don't care about it being 'Beechwood' (whatever that actually means). I just want it not to be all undercooked and flobby. Still, nice bread and I like that chilli jam. 7/10.

A look inside (excuse the foil, I took this one out with me for a packed lunch)

Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 3d

Oh that would be brilliant, thank you! I'll check out an episode now!

Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 4d

Well that was bloody lovely. The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025) on Prime.

Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 4d

I think my dream LEGO set would be an Area 51 one, complete with alien autopsy, armed guards, barbed wire fences and loads of minifigures in festival-wear Naruto-running towards the gates.

Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 5d

Just tried some of my jumpers on for the first time since last winter and weirdly they all seem smaller than they used to be.

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 5d

I have a second Bluesky account that I originally had good intentions for but I now basically just use to look up the absolute randos who occasionally block me.

Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 5d

Can't help but wonder how the other members of Peckham Conkers Club feel about Chris bagsying the nickname 'Conker'. It's the equivalent of Ronaldo walking into the dressing room of his next club and introducing himself as 'Football Ronaldo'.

A man being interviewed on BBC News. He is from Peckham Conkers Club and his name is given as 'Conker Chris'.

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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 5d

The seemingly endless very-slightly-different combinations of chicken/bacon/mayo/stuffing continue with CHICKEN, BACON & STUFFING. Chuck some cranberry on this and it's basically a Christmas sandwich. Speaking of which, it must be just about time for the most magical sandwich season of all? 7/10.

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Alison @alisondennison.bsky.social · 5d

If you're wondering how many children she has, don't! It's in THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THR ARTICLE

Sky News @news.sky.com · 5d

Woman named as new Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first

Bishop of London Dame Sarah Mullally, a former nurse, has been named as the next Archbishop of Canterbury - the first time a woman has been appointed to the role in the Church of England's history.

news.sky.com

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