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Gary Gets Up
@garygetsup.bsky.social
Comedian+hacker+writing a book?
I can edit this anytime I want.
Proudly 🇨🇦
📨 [email protected]
https://Xtra.bio/garygetsup
https://MapleHearts.ca 🍁❤️
I'm auditioning for the role of Grown-up Santa next year! I'll give out gummies and butter tarts.
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm well aware that I'm getting fatter. While seated I have two choices while reading. book on the belly or prop it up further down my leg so I can see the words at the bottom of the page.
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Good morning! It's only Monday.
Try not to shoot or stab anyone.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"I rarely quote anyone anymore"
(Gary, 2025)
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm making Lasagna! (tears open packet)
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I've hacked your credit card and the only way to stop me from sharing your purchase history (you know what you did) is to give generously to Movember and ❤️ & / etc #GivingTuesday #GivingTuesday2025 #Hacked
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Cooking this evening involves 28 minutes of microwave lasagna & air fryer garlic bread. I really need to get the oven fixed.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I made a quintessential Canadian 🇨🇦 food item for lunch. I bet you are able to see this in colour. 😜
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Are there any fun accounts to follow here or are you all just political mood rings?
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Testing the quality of my mental health. youtu.be/HAQHJK5NMpE?...
Testing my mental health
YouTube video by Gary Gets Up
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November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My Grandfather Norman met Her Majesty The Queen Mother. He was 25 when the war ended. At 25 I was fighting a hangover and playing Counter-Strike from the comfort of my living room. #CanadaRemembers #inourhearts
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November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
@mark-carney.bsky.social Hi! I've been pinging you on X about MapleHearts.ca 🍁❤️🇨🇦 thought I would try you here.
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November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Have a beauty day!
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November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Gmorning! If you're 🇨🇦 ❤️this.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Ozzy and I are standing by for 🇨🇦 Emotional Support. ❤️ #heartbreaker #bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm going to see Jesus
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I went live for Halloween. I thought I could pull off Labubu. Should I label this as suggestive? I'm too big to dress up as Batman. Check out my comedy. Links in bio. Up next Movember where I try to raise $7 from total strangers.
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm doing as Reagan would have wanted and trying to re-establish friendly 🇺🇸 relations by shopping in Walmart 🇨🇦 for 🇨🇳 goods. #tariffwar
October 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It was all his fault for being a distraction.
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If Cheetolini resumes trade negotiations with Canada to achieve a favourable balance I will eat this REAL old stale bag I've had since 2022 on Halloween if he promotes the live stream. What do you say @realDonaldTrump ( I bet he lurks here) ? #artofthedeal
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm 🇨🇦 and I have a "deal" for DJT

It would be nice if you all 🇺🇸 could help me get his attention. I'm looking at you @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

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October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Blame me for ruining Donald Trump's weekend! vt.tiktok.com/ZSU3CSmqy/
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Reposted by Gary Gets Up
Same Shit different Hat
October 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just about sums it up. #nofucksgiven
October 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have a low follower count from tight underwear.
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM