Gary Gets Up
@garygetsup.bsky.social
Comedian+hacker+writing a book?
I can edit this anytime I want.
Proudly 🇨🇦
📨 [email protected]
https://Xtra.bio/garygetsup
https://MapleHearts.ca 🍁❤️
I can edit this anytime I want.
Proudly 🇨🇦
📨 [email protected]
https://Xtra.bio/garygetsup
https://MapleHearts.ca 🍁❤️
I'm auditioning for the role of Grown-up Santa next year! I'll give out gummies and butter tarts.
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm auditioning for the role of Grown-up Santa next year! I'll give out gummies and butter tarts.
I'm well aware that I'm getting fatter. While seated I have two choices while reading. book on the belly or prop it up further down my leg so I can see the words at the bottom of the page.
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm well aware that I'm getting fatter. While seated I have two choices while reading. book on the belly or prop it up further down my leg so I can see the words at the bottom of the page.
Good morning! It's only Monday.
Try not to shoot or stab anyone.
Try not to shoot or stab anyone.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Good morning! It's only Monday.
Try not to shoot or stab anyone.
Try not to shoot or stab anyone.
"I rarely quote anyone anymore"
(Gary, 2025)
(Gary, 2025)
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"I rarely quote anyone anymore"
(Gary, 2025)
(Gary, 2025)
I'm making Lasagna! (tears open packet)
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'm making Lasagna! (tears open packet)
I've hacked your credit card and the only way to stop me from sharing your purchase history (you know what you did) is to give generously to Movember and ❤️ & / etc #GivingTuesday #GivingTuesday2025 #Hacked
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I've hacked your credit card and the only way to stop me from sharing your purchase history (you know what you did) is to give generously to Movember and ❤️ & / etc #GivingTuesday #GivingTuesday2025 #Hacked
Cooking this evening involves 28 minutes of microwave lasagna & air fryer garlic bread. I really need to get the oven fixed.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Cooking this evening involves 28 minutes of microwave lasagna & air fryer garlic bread. I really need to get the oven fixed.
I made a quintessential Canadian 🇨🇦 food item for lunch. I bet you are able to see this in colour. 😜
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I made a quintessential Canadian 🇨🇦 food item for lunch. I bet you are able to see this in colour. 😜
Are there any fun accounts to follow here or are you all just political mood rings?
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Are there any fun accounts to follow here or are you all just political mood rings?
Testing the quality of my mental health. youtu.be/HAQHJK5NMpE?...
Testing my mental health
YouTube video by Gary Gets Up
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November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Testing the quality of my mental health. youtu.be/HAQHJK5NMpE?...
My Grandfather Norman met Her Majesty The Queen Mother. He was 25 when the war ended. At 25 I was fighting a hangover and playing Counter-Strike from the comfort of my living room. #CanadaRemembers #inourhearts
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November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My Grandfather Norman met Her Majesty The Queen Mother. He was 25 when the war ended. At 25 I was fighting a hangover and playing Counter-Strike from the comfort of my living room. #CanadaRemembers #inourhearts
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@mark-carney.bsky.social Hi! I've been pinging you on X about MapleHearts.ca 🍁❤️🇨🇦 thought I would try you here.
MapleHearts — Coming Soon
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MapleHearts.ca
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@mark-carney.bsky.social Hi! I've been pinging you on X about MapleHearts.ca 🍁❤️🇨🇦 thought I would try you here.
Have a beauty day!
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Have a beauty day!
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Gmorning! If you're 🇨🇦 ❤️this.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gmorning! If you're 🇨🇦 ❤️this.
Ozzy and I are standing by for 🇨🇦 Emotional Support. ❤️ #heartbreaker #bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ozzy and I are standing by for 🇨🇦 Emotional Support. ❤️ #heartbreaker #bluejays
I'm going to see Jesus
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm going to see Jesus
I went live for Halloween. I thought I could pull off Labubu. Should I label this as suggestive? I'm too big to dress up as Batman. Check out my comedy. Links in bio. Up next Movember where I try to raise $7 from total strangers.
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I went live for Halloween. I thought I could pull off Labubu. Should I label this as suggestive? I'm too big to dress up as Batman. Check out my comedy. Links in bio. Up next Movember where I try to raise $7 from total strangers.
I'm doing as Reagan would have wanted and trying to re-establish friendly 🇺🇸 relations by shopping in Walmart 🇨🇦 for 🇨🇳 goods. #tariffwar
October 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm doing as Reagan would have wanted and trying to re-establish friendly 🇺🇸 relations by shopping in Walmart 🇨🇦 for 🇨🇳 goods. #tariffwar
It was all his fault for being a distraction.
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It was all his fault for being a distraction.
If Cheetolini resumes trade negotiations with Canada to achieve a favourable balance I will eat this REAL old stale bag I've had since 2022 on Halloween if he promotes the live stream. What do you say @realDonaldTrump ( I bet he lurks here) ? #artofthedeal
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If Cheetolini resumes trade negotiations with Canada to achieve a favourable balance I will eat this REAL old stale bag I've had since 2022 on Halloween if he promotes the live stream. What do you say @realDonaldTrump ( I bet he lurks here) ? #artofthedeal
I'm 🇨🇦 and I have a "deal" for DJT
It would be nice if you all 🇺🇸 could help me get his attention. I'm looking at you @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
x.com/garygetsup/s...
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It would be nice if you all 🇺🇸 could help me get his attention. I'm looking at you @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
x.com/garygetsup/s...
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm 🇨🇦 and I have a "deal" for DJT
It would be nice if you all 🇺🇸 could help me get his attention. I'm looking at you @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
x.com/garygetsup/s...
vt.tiktok.com/ZSUEW37d2/
It would be nice if you all 🇺🇸 could help me get his attention. I'm looking at you @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
x.com/garygetsup/s...
vt.tiktok.com/ZSUEW37d2/
Blame me for ruining Donald Trump's weekend! vt.tiktok.com/ZSU3CSmqy/
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Blame me for ruining Donald Trump's weekend! vt.tiktok.com/ZSU3CSmqy/
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Same Shit different Hat
October 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Same Shit different Hat
Just about sums it up. #nofucksgiven
October 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just about sums it up. #nofucksgiven
I have a low follower count from tight underwear.
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I have a low follower count from tight underwear.