Gary Gets Up
@garygetsup.bsky.social
Comedian+hacker+writing a book?
I can edit this anytime I want.
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https://MapleHearts.ca 🍁❤️
I can edit this anytime I want.
Proudly 🇨🇦
📨 [email protected]
https://Xtra.bio/garygetsup
https://MapleHearts.ca 🍁❤️
The room needed a New Year's decoration that truly represented 2025. I give you "lamp balls".
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The room needed a New Year's decoration that truly represented 2025. I give you "lamp balls".
I'm auditioning for the role of Grown-up Santa next year! I'll give out gummies and butter tarts.
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm auditioning for the role of Grown-up Santa next year! I'll give out gummies and butter tarts.
I made a quintessential Canadian 🇨🇦 food item for lunch. I bet you are able to see this in colour. 😜
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I made a quintessential Canadian 🇨🇦 food item for lunch. I bet you are able to see this in colour. 😜
Gmorning! If you're 🇨🇦 ❤️this.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gmorning! If you're 🇨🇦 ❤️this.
Ozzy and I are standing by for 🇨🇦 Emotional Support. ❤️ #heartbreaker #bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ozzy and I are standing by for 🇨🇦 Emotional Support. ❤️ #heartbreaker #bluejays
I'm going to see Jesus
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm going to see Jesus
I went live for Halloween. I thought I could pull off Labubu. Should I label this as suggestive? I'm too big to dress up as Batman. Check out my comedy. Links in bio. Up next Movember where I try to raise $7 from total strangers.
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I went live for Halloween. I thought I could pull off Labubu. Should I label this as suggestive? I'm too big to dress up as Batman. Check out my comedy. Links in bio. Up next Movember where I try to raise $7 from total strangers.
I'm doing as Reagan would have wanted and trying to re-establish friendly 🇺🇸 relations by shopping in Walmart 🇨🇦 for 🇨🇳 goods. #tariffwar
October 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm doing as Reagan would have wanted and trying to re-establish friendly 🇺🇸 relations by shopping in Walmart 🇨🇦 for 🇨🇳 goods. #tariffwar
It was all his fault for being a distraction.
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It was all his fault for being a distraction.
I put the leash on my dog Ozzy and he stands still until I pick it up and looks at me like What's going on? Are we walking or what?
October 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I put the leash on my dog Ozzy and he stands still until I pick it up and looks at me like What's going on? Are we walking or what?
If Cheetolini resumes trade negotiations with Canada to achieve a favourable balance I will eat this REAL old stale bag I've had since 2022 on Halloween if he promotes the live stream. What do you say @realDonaldTrump ( I bet he lurks here) ? #artofthedeal
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If Cheetolini resumes trade negotiations with Canada to achieve a favourable balance I will eat this REAL old stale bag I've had since 2022 on Halloween if he promotes the live stream. What do you say @realDonaldTrump ( I bet he lurks here) ? #artofthedeal
Just about sums it up. #nofucksgiven
October 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just about sums it up. #nofucksgiven
THIS DAY BEGAN with 🥓 and SHALL END WITH 🥧! #thanksgivingweekend 🍁🇨🇦
October 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
THIS DAY BEGAN with 🥓 and SHALL END WITH 🥧! #thanksgivingweekend 🍁🇨🇦
So much for boycotting Disney for freedom of speech. #DreamLastNight #DisneyBoycott
September 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So much for boycotting Disney for freedom of speech. #DreamLastNight #DisneyBoycott
Happy Saturday 7:17
September 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Happy Saturday 7:17
Look what me Mom found today
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Look what me Mom found today
Having a cup of tea with Ozzy =)
September 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Having a cup of tea with Ozzy =)
I'm dreaming about my retirement sitting on the street corner with my mug making people laugh.
September 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm dreaming about my retirement sitting on the street corner with my mug making people laugh.
My wife says I should take a look at my eyes right now.
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My wife says I should take a look at my eyes right now.
Big plans made today
September 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Big plans made today
Ready for our walk today. Ozzy? #dogsofbluesky
September 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ready for our walk today. Ozzy? #dogsofbluesky
