Gary James
@garyjamesactor.bsky.social
Actor, writer, video blogger & broadcaster. 70s music, Bolan, art, cats, comedy, records, railways. 🪐
In a caff waiting for my favourite record shop to open.
It’s one of them ones where scruffy beards, dungarees & beanie hats go.
There’s a sofa in it.
Music’s nice but the coffee isn’t to my taste.
It has a slightly dungy after-twang to it.
I’ll never make it last 20m.
Should’ve had a Chai 😶
It’s one of them ones where scruffy beards, dungarees & beanie hats go.
There’s a sofa in it.
Music’s nice but the coffee isn’t to my taste.
It has a slightly dungy after-twang to it.
I’ll never make it last 20m.
Should’ve had a Chai 😶
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
In a caff waiting for my favourite record shop to open.
It’s one of them ones where scruffy beards, dungarees & beanie hats go.
There’s a sofa in it.
Music’s nice but the coffee isn’t to my taste.
It has a slightly dungy after-twang to it.
I’ll never make it last 20m.
Should’ve had a Chai 😶
It’s one of them ones where scruffy beards, dungarees & beanie hats go.
There’s a sofa in it.
Music’s nice but the coffee isn’t to my taste.
It has a slightly dungy after-twang to it.
I’ll never make it last 20m.
Should’ve had a Chai 😶
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
HS2 coming along nicely I see . . . 💅🏼
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
HS2 coming along nicely I see . . . 💅🏼
Anyway I’m relaxing on the big train up to that London 💅🏼
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Anyway I’m relaxing on the big train up to that London 💅🏼
Bye then . . . Leave your ‘dignity’, passport, and unused Pizza Express vouchers in the nearest bin on the way out . . . . 💅🏽
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Bye then . . . Leave your ‘dignity’, passport, and unused Pizza Express vouchers in the nearest bin on the way out . . . . 💅🏽
I had high hopes that these alien ‘disclosure’ docs on Prime might be the real thing. But this ‘know it all’ weirdo seems to feature in all of them & he seems to have high expectation & faith in Trump.
So that’s all credibility evaporated.
*rolls eyes* 👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸
So that’s all credibility evaporated.
*rolls eyes* 👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I had high hopes that these alien ‘disclosure’ docs on Prime might be the real thing. But this ‘know it all’ weirdo seems to feature in all of them & he seems to have high expectation & faith in Trump.
So that’s all credibility evaporated.
*rolls eyes* 👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸
So that’s all credibility evaporated.
*rolls eyes* 👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸
@bigjet.tv Great #funkyshot screen capture from today’s live broadcast from LHR. Thanks Jerry 😎
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@bigjet.tv Great #funkyshot screen capture from today’s live broadcast from LHR. Thanks Jerry 😎
Last night I had a dream that I got on a Metropolitan Line train that was going to ‘Rolling Seas’
What’s that all about out?!?!??
Eh????
What’s that all about out?!?!??
Eh????
a train track in the fog with a yellow sign that says ' a ' on it
ALT: a train track in the fog with a yellow sign that says ' a ' on it
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November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Last night I had a dream that I got on a Metropolitan Line train that was going to ‘Rolling Seas’
What’s that all about out?!?!??
Eh????
What’s that all about out?!?!??
Eh????
The more Xmas tv adverts I see the more ridiculous the whole festival seems. It’s just 3 month’s worth of relentless Black Friday nonsense.
It makes no sense at all.
Any of it.
So I’ve decided I’m going to ignore it from now on.
And I’m not sending any bloody cards either.
Good morning💅🏼
It makes no sense at all.
Any of it.
So I’ve decided I’m going to ignore it from now on.
And I’m not sending any bloody cards either.
Good morning💅🏼
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The more Xmas tv adverts I see the more ridiculous the whole festival seems. It’s just 3 month’s worth of relentless Black Friday nonsense.
It makes no sense at all.
Any of it.
So I’ve decided I’m going to ignore it from now on.
And I’m not sending any bloody cards either.
Good morning💅🏼
It makes no sense at all.
Any of it.
So I’ve decided I’m going to ignore it from now on.
And I’m not sending any bloody cards either.
Good morning💅🏼
Is that the best they can do? Seriously? They can take photos with that floating telescope thing of the whole galaxy and horses head nebulas billions of miles away that are pin sharp & then they release this?
If that’d been on my roll in Snappy Snaps it would have come back with a sticker on it 🤔
If that’d been on my roll in Snappy Snaps it would have come back with a sticker on it 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Is that the best they can do? Seriously? They can take photos with that floating telescope thing of the whole galaxy and horses head nebulas billions of miles away that are pin sharp & then they release this?
If that’d been on my roll in Snappy Snaps it would have come back with a sticker on it 🤔
If that’d been on my roll in Snappy Snaps it would have come back with a sticker on it 🤔
Reposted by Gary James
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sat next to a bloke on the train
He has his laptop on the table next to me
He’s typing into a box labelled ‘Problem Alignment - Goals & Non-Goals’
Thank Christ I’m retired & not subjected to all this type of HR bullshit anymore.
It really is time all this meaningless garbage was called out
He has his laptop on the table next to me
He’s typing into a box labelled ‘Problem Alignment - Goals & Non-Goals’
Thank Christ I’m retired & not subjected to all this type of HR bullshit anymore.
It really is time all this meaningless garbage was called out
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sat next to a bloke on the train
He has his laptop on the table next to me
He’s typing into a box labelled ‘Problem Alignment - Goals & Non-Goals’
Thank Christ I’m retired & not subjected to all this type of HR bullshit anymore.
It really is time all this meaningless garbage was called out
He has his laptop on the table next to me
He’s typing into a box labelled ‘Problem Alignment - Goals & Non-Goals’
Thank Christ I’m retired & not subjected to all this type of HR bullshit anymore.
It really is time all this meaningless garbage was called out
That Tilda Swinton? She were nothing until she got into packet rice.
💅🏼
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November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
That Tilda Swinton? She were nothing until she got into packet rice.
💅🏼
💅🏼
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Caff of the day - #margatestation
There’s no heating in here and it’s sleeting outside - but being British we are having lots of fun at the seaside 🤗
There’s no heating in here and it’s sleeting outside - but being British we are having lots of fun at the seaside 🤗
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Caff of the day - #margatestation
There’s no heating in here and it’s sleeting outside - but being British we are having lots of fun at the seaside 🤗
There’s no heating in here and it’s sleeting outside - but being British we are having lots of fun at the seaside 🤗
I’ve played this LP to buggery since it came out in early 1978 & come to realise that (apart from my beloved T.Rex albums) I’ve played this more than any other LP.
It’s still as luscious as ever & hasn’t aged a day. Volume up to 12 with Amanda & I’m in heaven! 😎🤩😎
#amandalear #discoheaven
It’s still as luscious as ever & hasn’t aged a day. Volume up to 12 with Amanda & I’m in heaven! 😎🤩😎
#amandalear #discoheaven
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I’ve played this LP to buggery since it came out in early 1978 & come to realise that (apart from my beloved T.Rex albums) I’ve played this more than any other LP.
It’s still as luscious as ever & hasn’t aged a day. Volume up to 12 with Amanda & I’m in heaven! 😎🤩😎
#amandalear #discoheaven
It’s still as luscious as ever & hasn’t aged a day. Volume up to 12 with Amanda & I’m in heaven! 😎🤩😎
#amandalear #discoheaven
Things that can sod off, & when they’ve sodded off sod off some more:
1. Black Friday. WTF even is it? Nasty,nasty,nasty.
2. Xmas TV ads with creaking tablefuls of cold food & ‘families’ laughing hysterically at nothing.
3. Ant & bloody Dec & that jungle thing.
Good morning & kind regards💅🏽
1. Black Friday. WTF even is it? Nasty,nasty,nasty.
2. Xmas TV ads with creaking tablefuls of cold food & ‘families’ laughing hysterically at nothing.
3. Ant & bloody Dec & that jungle thing.
Good morning & kind regards💅🏽
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Things that can sod off, & when they’ve sodded off sod off some more:
1. Black Friday. WTF even is it? Nasty,nasty,nasty.
2. Xmas TV ads with creaking tablefuls of cold food & ‘families’ laughing hysterically at nothing.
3. Ant & bloody Dec & that jungle thing.
Good morning & kind regards💅🏽
1. Black Friday. WTF even is it? Nasty,nasty,nasty.
2. Xmas TV ads with creaking tablefuls of cold food & ‘families’ laughing hysterically at nothing.
3. Ant & bloody Dec & that jungle thing.
Good morning & kind regards💅🏽
For those that are interested a new episode of the #graveyardramblings is now available on YouTube & Instagram.
I finally got around to uploading it. I wonder who the tall man in the grey coat looking for Christine was?
Enjoy 👻
youtu.be/8xBK4KBCBxg?...
I finally got around to uploading it. I wonder who the tall man in the grey coat looking for Christine was?
Enjoy 👻
youtu.be/8xBK4KBCBxg?...
Gary James’s Graveyard Gramblings - Ep.43 ‘Rest in Paris with Oscar, Jim & Edith
YouTube video by Gary James
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November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
For those that are interested a new episode of the #graveyardramblings is now available on YouTube & Instagram.
I finally got around to uploading it. I wonder who the tall man in the grey coat looking for Christine was?
Enjoy 👻
youtu.be/8xBK4KBCBxg?...
I finally got around to uploading it. I wonder who the tall man in the grey coat looking for Christine was?
Enjoy 👻
youtu.be/8xBK4KBCBxg?...
I’ve had a short #graveyardramblings recorded for a wee while now, but not got round to posting. Something holding me back . . . but what?!? 🙁☠️👻☠️
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’ve had a short #graveyardramblings recorded for a wee while now, but not got round to posting. Something holding me back . . . but what?!? 🙁☠️👻☠️
Konichiwa Biatches - let’s do this thang of a Saturday with my obsession: the #pizzicatofive 🎌
youtu.be/pFR_eLgsLg4?...
youtu.be/pFR_eLgsLg4?...
PIZZICATO FIVE / ベイビィ・ポータブル・ロック
YouTube video by PIZZICATO FIVE Official
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November 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Konichiwa Biatches - let’s do this thang of a Saturday with my obsession: the #pizzicatofive 🎌
youtu.be/pFR_eLgsLg4?...
youtu.be/pFR_eLgsLg4?...
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
At last! A gallery that offsets the brilliance of #leonardodavinci with a nice desk, a plastic pot plant and a can of Fabreze.
Hopefully it’ll put off the Just Stop Oil maniacs too.
💅🏽
Hopefully it’ll put off the Just Stop Oil maniacs too.
💅🏽
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
At last! A gallery that offsets the brilliance of #leonardodavinci with a nice desk, a plastic pot plant and a can of Fabreze.
Hopefully it’ll put off the Just Stop Oil maniacs too.
💅🏽
Hopefully it’ll put off the Just Stop Oil maniacs too.
💅🏽
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Things I would rather do than watch a telethon . . .
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Things I would rather do than watch a telethon . . .