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Gary James

@garyjamesactor.bsky.social

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Actor, writer, video blogger & broadcaster. 70s music, Bolan, art, cats, comedy, records, railways. 🪐

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 7h

She hasn’t even been on IACGMOOH either?

Mind you, neither have I.

Not that I would mind.

I’m too well known even for them.

And I’m not an influencer or a footballer’s ex 💅🏼

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 23h

The Eye knocks it out of the park again 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@privateeyenews.bsky.social

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 1d

I tried mine this morning and they’re a triumph.

#brushes

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 1d

Travelodge??

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 1d

Art of the week

£5

😶

#art

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

They’d have more allure if they did them in scarlet red 🫣

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

I love how happy everyone is in adverts.

Are they all on drugs?

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

Quite.

It’s probably the contents of a hoover bag

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

I think you can get tubs of that in B&M

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

Oddly enough F1 is just about the only sport I watch now too.

That sports master we had taught us that bullying was valid. It was them against us. Strong against weak.

I hated him & everything he stood for.

Team sport embodies that for me.

Especially football. ☹️

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I channel flick this poor woman is simpering on about yet another friend who’s had to organise their mum’s funeral.

Jesus Christ, at this rate there won’t be any women left in Woking by the time she’s finished.

🫣

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

Ha ha ha

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

Same here 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

If you rearrange it to swap the middle one to the top the story gets more intriguing 💅🏼🫣

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 2d

In my primary school down here in the deep south east we played Stool Ball. It was just about the only sport I really loved.

Then in secondary the sadistic sports master killed off any semblance of sport love I ever had.

Quite an achievement for a teacher. 💅🏼

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 3d

Yum - that looks tasty ☺️

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 4d

I still get tearful over my Cecil - and he went over 2 years ago. I loved him so much. He was my soulmate.

Sending you hugs 🫂

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 4d

That was exactly the track I played after it

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 4d

I’m sat sitting in music room playing #ABBA albums and pining to see the #Voyage show again.

For the 3rd time

The winner takes it all reminds me of wonderful times in Germany with my friend Gerd.

Happy happy days 😎

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 4d

10 non-horror movies to get to know me

Casablanca
I’m Alright Jack
Grease
Brief Encounter
Two Way Stretch
Are you Being Served?
Passport To Pimlico
Carry On Doctor
School For Scoundrels
Blazing Saddles

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 5d

Ha ha ha ha - that really made me laugh

Thank you

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 5d

People who go on cash prize TV game shows and then when they win say they’re going to give it to someone else.

What?

Why?

I bloody wouldn’t.

You want the dosh, you bloody go on one and do it yourself.

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Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 5d

*mutes account*

☹️

Gary James @garyjamesactor.bsky.social · 5d

I’m not messing about, me.

I’m not interested in filth.

And I am unanimous in that.