Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy
@gateau.bsky.social
Mother, Managing Director of The Improv Centre, mystery craver, rhinestone magpie, student of Yiddish, burlesque baby as Hotsy Flashy, ex-lawyer, forever NYer, knitter, nosher. She/her/זי. Vancouver 🏳️🌈🌸💜🦋
My phone lock screen is literally Beaker. Chaos bi icon!
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 AM
My phone lock screen is literally Beaker. Chaos bi icon!
Vile. I wrote to Suozzi’s office yesterday to make it clear that this lifelong New York voter will never, under any circumstances, ever pull that lever again
January 23, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Vile. I wrote to Suozzi’s office yesterday to make it clear that this lifelong New York voter will never, under any circumstances, ever pull that lever again
I will never ever ever ever vote for Tom Suozzi ever again, even with my nose held in a vise, like the last time. He should just go join the MAGA team already
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I will never ever ever ever vote for Tom Suozzi ever again, even with my nose held in a vise, like the last time. He should just go join the MAGA team already
You're amazing 💕
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
You're amazing 💕
Same, I was thinking while looking at those that I'd like to figure out what my own coo-coo bananas fantasy house would look like if I was inclined in that direction. The rest is a hot mess but that stuff was kind of intriguing
January 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Same, I was thinking while looking at those that I'd like to figure out what my own coo-coo bananas fantasy house would look like if I was inclined in that direction. The rest is a hot mess but that stuff was kind of intriguing
My 8 year old made up better lies about why he hadn't brushed his teeth
January 23, 2026 at 12:20 AM
My 8 year old made up better lies about why he hadn't brushed his teeth
Civility norms win again! The time to start standing up to this malevolent POS is long past. Unless, of course, they agree with him, which unfortunately a bunch of them do
January 22, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Civility norms win again! The time to start standing up to this malevolent POS is long past. Unless, of course, they agree with him, which unfortunately a bunch of them do
Good job Anthony!
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Good job Anthony!
OMG yes, perfect!
January 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
OMG yes, perfect!
That is so much cooler than my Apple Watch and I want one immediately
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
That is so much cooler than my Apple Watch and I want one immediately
Good lord, can you imagine?
January 20, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Good lord, can you imagine?
I run my workplace and could allow all the knitting anyone could ever want except it’s hard to get any actual work done with needles in my hands. Like I have two grants I’m writing at the moment and a festival to help produce
January 20, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I run my workplace and could allow all the knitting anyone could ever want except it’s hard to get any actual work done with needles in my hands. Like I have two grants I’m writing at the moment and a festival to help produce
Oh we have a wall of plate glass to the backyard that is basically widescreen cat tv with the perfect spot for it
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Oh we have a wall of plate glass to the backyard that is basically widescreen cat tv with the perfect spot for it
This is my fear but I figured it’s worth a try with a less expensive one in the off chance they actually like it
January 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This is my fear but I figured it’s worth a try with a less expensive one in the off chance they actually like it
Piecing them together would drive me apeshit but I can visualize it so I probably will do it
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Piecing them together would drive me apeshit but I can visualize it so I probably will do it
I started a log cabin afghan to protect my new armchairs from my idiot cats
I should make a vulva afghan
I should make a vulva afghan
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I started a log cabin afghan to protect my new armchairs from my idiot cats
I should make a vulva afghan
I should make a vulva afghan
Wow they are spectacular
January 19, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Wow they are spectacular
That is an absolutely lovely photo. Happy birthday to you too mama!
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 AM
That is an absolutely lovely photo. Happy birthday to you too mama!