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gaudymouse.bsky.social
Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon
@gaudymouse.bsky.social
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"Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993
- Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here.
- fake writer
- admitted weirdo
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gaudymouse.bsky.social
Why my little mans lookin like one of those buff dudes who can't put their arms down?
Small tan dog in a white, green, and orange striped sweater. He is lying on a wooden floor. His back legs are both resting in the floor but only one of his front legs. The other is mostly hovering in the air with just part of the foot touching the other foot. Small tan dog in an orange sweater, lying in a wooden floor hid right front leg is blocked by his very broad chest from resting on the left front leg, and just part of the foot is on the other leg.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I hope this isn't one of those words that Warhammer 40k confuses for "heresy" all the time (maybe in this case blasphemy), but that Alb on the right is pretty cute. Though it does seem like it might be uncouth for me to shop there.
A thumbnail depicting five robe-like garments (without hoods) labeled "Alb". Each is loose-fitting with sleeves of indeterminate (to me) length. The collar of each is high-ish, like faux turtleneck type length, with a dip in the front of the collar that comes to a point. A flap or fold is visible running down the right of each robe, from shoulder to hem. All are white with the left most Alb being plain and without ornamentation. The second from left has two silver stripes near the bottoms of the sleeves and the hem. The middle Alb has three gold stripes. The second from right, has two copper-colored stripes, and the rightmost has a wide band made up of various square crosses in different degrees of fading.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Man I am sick and fucking tired of Google's AI doodles. I was trying to get to Google home and instead it made as if *I* were consulting the shit machine and then wasted how much ever water to tell me something it probably stole from Google or Pinterest. @developers.google.com delete this "feature"
Screenshot of a Google page with a prompt and answer that were automatically created just by clicking the Google doodle.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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They're gonna just keep getting closer to each other. They will continue on like this until they are actually cuddling. Happens every night. They're best frenemies fr.
A small tan dog stretched out with a grey and black tabby cat curled up near his lower back, both atop a mound of covers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
gaudymouse.bsky.social
No comment only cute babies
A grey and black tabby cat lies on his side, exposing his fluffy white tummy. A small tan dog hides his face in his paws in response to being asked "are you being silly?" A small peeks up while hiding his face with his front paws after being asked "are you just being so silly right now?" A brown hand pets the fluffy white tummy of a grey and black tabby cat with a white underside and two visible white feet. He is curled to the side, with one paw sticking up next to his head and the other dangling loosely over the hand petting him.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Look at these freakin guys
A grey and black tabby cat with a white chest and a small tan dog rest on white covers in a bedroom with a red wall. The dog is looking into the camera with large, dark eyes, looking cute and vulnerable. The cat, in contrast, is looking offscreen to its right and squinting one eye, looking like a scoundrel scowling at someone come to ruin his ruinous ruse. Really, he does not look best pleases at all. The dog though, is just all sweetness and light. (It's a lie but for the purposes of this photo I'll pretend it's not)
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
gaudymouse.bsky.social
you've been kidnapped, the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to save you, who's coming to save you?

I think my chances are better than they could be. Not sure how much better but for sure I know they'd try.
A forested landscape with tall trees on the background, many turning brown, a green field of browning grass in the middle distance, and j the foreground, three people stand. To the far left is a young woman with wavy brown hair, a purple jacket, and a long dark winter skirt. Slightly to her right, in front of her a bit is a man wearing a dark suit coat, blue jeans, and a white shirt. He has black hair with a patch of grey right where his chin is slightly away from them both and to the far right is a woman with red hair wearing a brown jacket, an orange shirt, and green pants. They are all looking in different directions
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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How could I have ever blamed this innocent baby for anything? Look at him. In light of this new evidence* I can only conclude that it was I who stood on the coffee table and broke the tripod. This man is BLAMELESS!**

*new evidence includes and is limited to this photo
**he is, in fact, not
A grey and black tabby cat curled up on a piece of black fabric with white dog paw prints on it. The cat is asleep, his ears spread out slightly to the sides like the gremlin he is, while his cute little mouth is kind of mashed into the fabric.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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It is midnight and I'm trying to make the perfect cat-squishing video. Everything was fine until I realized I need a tripod for proper cat squishes. I used to have this really cool one with bendy legs until SOMEONE* stood on it and broke the screw that connects it to the mount.

*Mr. Table-Stander
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
gaudymouse.bsky.social
This guy knows how to relax on a boobie. Also in the second pic you can see his disgusting wet drooly mouth. He tries to contain it and will even let me dab his mouth off but his vet said his mouth is healthy and he's just a happy drooler. I love him.

But random wetness on my skin...still gross.
A grey and black tabby with a white underside resting on its owner's chest. One front leg is outstretched toward the camera, and the cat is resting its head on its other paw. Visible in the background is the ceiling and a recessed light. A grey and black tabby cat with a white underside resting on its owner's chest. Visible in the background is the ceiling and a red hook on a far wall. The fur around the cat's mouth is visible and also visibly wet.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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The "squish that cat" guy legit was telling the true true. This man loves to get squished. I whisper "squish squish". This was recommended by an ex and for some reason is the most effective way to get kittyboy to come over to you. Works for anyone but you HAVE to squish him when he arrives or else.
A grey and black tabby with a white underside is having its head squished by a brown hand A grey, black, and white tabby cat is pictured close up with its head being squished by a brown hand. Only its face is visible. A grey and black tabby cat with a white underside is pressing its head upward against a brown hand. Its ears are folded back and there is a dark spot where cat drool has soaked into its owner's shirt. The white chest and chin of a cat are visible with the head except for the nose and mouth in the process of being grabbed for squishing by a brown hand.
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
gaudymouse.bsky.social
Whenever we come outside and it's cold, Dru stands on the bottom of my balcony blanket and waits for me to drape him with his, and wrap him up like a very large babushka. Then he immediately messes the whole thing up by burrowing his head inside.

For some reason it keeps rotating this picture.
A lumpy yellow blanket containing a small tan dog
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
gaudymouse.bsky.social
What in the hell
A partially completed Google search for "a river of f-" with the first result being "a river of frothy ejaculate quote"
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
gaudymouse.bsky.social
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
An image of two cats fighting. One appears to have the other in a headlock. The text reads: everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Attack them. Now they're fighting two battles.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Amagahd it's done! Here she is, Ramo the level 3 monk! Every thanks in the world to @ellatholmes.bsky.social who saved a commission spot for me for a few days and added/changed the things I brought up in feedback. She was transparent, kind, and awesome. 10/10 will work with her again.
A brown rabbit sitting up on her haunches. She's wearing a top hat with ear cutouts, which she got from the ghost of a deceased magician whose assistant was also a preteen-sized rabbit. Her ears poke from the sides of the hat, and the right ear is pierced with a small silver ring. Her face looks rabbit-neutral at a glance but a closer look reveals that she has taken a level of madness on account of her recklessness, naivete, and Terminally Lovecraftian Curiosity. She looks like she's up to something. Around her back left leg is a plain leather cuff, and around both ankles are cuffs with a spur on the back of each for slashing damage. At her right floats her Mage Hand clad in a white glove. It's performing a flourish and sparkles float above it. It's a perfect drawing, courtesy of @ellatholmes.bsky.social.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Oh my gosh it's happening! IT'S HAPPENING!!! @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social's book is coming! It's a rare treasure that won't be available again! Her art is so beautiful and in so lucky to be able to have this book! I cannot even begin to explain how excited I am right now. I mean I'm trying tho.
Screenshot of a notification reading "Zoop. Your Zoop (The Other Happy Place) order has been shipped! Image of a greyscale background made of what appear to be giant stacked stone blocks. In front of them stand five cracked sculptures of women in long dresses. Each has her face changed in some way to resemble parts of or whole insects. The first appears to have a butterfly emerging from a hollow where her face would have been. She appears to be pulling her head apart from the jaw. The second has what appears to be a partial arthropod leg emerging from her right eye, curled upward. The third is covering her eyes with her hands. From her mouth extend six arthropod legs. The fourth is wearing what appears to be a butterfly mask, its legs cupping her head at the sides and top. The fifth is only partially visible, the top of her head gone all the way down to ehr bottom lip. Several arthopod legs jut from the empty space in a Medusa-like way. Above them float four brightly glowing, rainbow-colored butterflies trailing luminescent particles.
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
gaudymouse.bsky.social
Made this while super high
The movie poster for Alien Vs Predator where the xenomorph's face is poorly covered by the face of Chuck Schumer and the predator's face is similarly poorly covered by the face of Big Brother. The text "Whoever wins, we lose" is left intact, but the title "Alien vs Predator" is replaced by the text "Senate Dems vs Literal Fucking Fascists".
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
gaudymouse.bsky.social
The return of abogado toast. Goat cheese, abogado, smoked sockeye salmon. Yes I know abogado is lawyer. I also know avocado is aguacate or palta. Sí, yo sé!

The main point is it's so delicious yet still legal.
A dark green plate in which are two slices of toast spread with goat cheese and avocado, with a sprinkling of salt and pepper. Topping the toast are thin slices of salmon, with two more slices on the plate beside the toast.
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
gaudymouse.bsky.social
Yesss! Found a nice phone theme by an actual artist! I need to name this capybara.
A comic-style phone background featuring a cute cartoon capybara. In the first panel the capybara is on a swing with an orange maple leaf falling nearby. In the next panel, there are two trees, one red and one green, on a green hill against an orange background. The third panel is partially angled and is light green with greenish-gold apples on the ground as the capybara, in an orange scarf, sips something from a dome-lidded drink. In the fourth label it is sitting on a bench with a satchel, holding up an orange maple leaf. The final panel has a yellow background and the top of a green tree in the corner, with orange and yellow leaves in the air around it. There are three icons on the screen.
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I'm sorry you're going through it, Diana. Here are a few pics of a couple of my pets. Hugs to you, friend. ❤️
Small tan dog wearing a grey coat, lying atop a dark grey hoodie on a white and red checkerboard floor. Small tan dog wearing a pink onesie with a frog face backpack, lying on a dog pillow with his head resting on the paw of a large black and tan brindle mastiff. Blurry white, grey, and black tabby cat lying on a grey surface, covered with a red blanket.
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Once again, my cat is wasting away from lack of sustenance. As you can see, there is no food in his bowl.
A grey cat dish with food everywhere, mounded against the sides of the bowl except a small circle in the middle where the bottom of the bowl is visible.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Cairo loves Dru. Dru ostensibly loathes Cairo. For good reason, tbh. Still, they both want to sleep next to me so they grudgingly share a pillow. Cairo whiiiiines because Dru is taking up space on his (MY) pillow (that I've never been able to use even ONCE!). Dru growls. They eventually cuddle.
Against a red wall, a grey and black tabby and a small tan dog in a red and black plaid puffy jacket (which he does not want to let me remove) lie on a buckwheat pillow atop a bed. They aren't cuddling yet but they will be by the end of the night.
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Sheesh. How's that going for you, Sadie? Can you afford to live now? Are you done financially struggling? Is this the change in the economy you wanted? No matter what we do, eh? I guess we will never know whether you'd be struggling if Harris was president. Oh well, Sadie.
A pencil drawing of a woman labeled "Sadie, White Female, 35". A white box below says "Show personal views" and is expanded to show "1: Favors 'Allowing gay and lesbian couples to marry legally', 2: Favors 'Tougher laws and regulations to protect the environment even if it raises prices or costs jobs', 3: Thinks abortion should be 'legal in most cases'". Below that are the words "Who do you think Sadie voted for?" with options for. Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, and "Did not vote". Kamala Harris is in red, and Trump is green, while did not vote is grey. The answer indicates she voted for a Trump. Below is a quote from Sadie: "America needs a change for the better in our economy. I cannot afford to live, and I'm tired of financially struggling no matter what we do." Acriss the bottom are the nunbers 1-16 highlighted in red or green depending on whether it was correctly guessed who was voted for.
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Adobo chicken and roasted broccoli success! There was originally much more chicken in the pan.
A pan with adobo sauce and three small chicken thigh pieces. There is a pair of green tongs visible. A green plate containing rice topped with adobo chicken and sauce, with roasted broccoli on the side there is a fork resting on the plate.
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Well, you *could* get a *little* more Marie Antoinette...
Painting depicting the execution of Marie Antoinette.
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM