Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon
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"Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993 - Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here. - fake writer - admitted weirdo
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Tweeting to myself
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🎉 ✨️ 🎉🎊 My Book Is Officially Out 🥂😍💃💃AND The Best Part Is It's #OpenAccess Can't Believe I am Starting 2025 as a Published Author 🤓🤓 6 Years of Hard Work has Officially Paid Off 🍾🍾🍾
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Wow there are period stores! Two in the US, about ten globally. What the heck? We have sex accoutrements shops but not period shops? I love a good sex accoutrements shop but I'd love a period shop even more. They have a museum! They sell lots of different stuff! youtube.com/shorts/6STIx...
Why isn’t there a period 🩸 store in every city? #shorts
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It’s always fun when the website goes down because there’s a chance the last post will be one of my terrible business ideas and everyone will be refreshing on a post that says “Applesauce for male strippers called Alpha Apple Pleasure Mush”
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This reminds me of a friend I had who would say "the ironing is delicious"
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I call that a fictoir. Thinking of writing one* and saying up front a bunch of it is completely made up and have fun figuring out what's what. I'm totally down with lying memoirs as long as they admit they're full of half truths, tall tales, and straight up imaginations.

*I'm not even memorable
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Sharing this for that guy earlier who got mad that black people want white leftists to consider their internalized racism. "that's division for the sake of division!" as if THE RACISM ITSELF is not divisive.
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When I posted a meme saying that we should support Tish James like we did Jimmy Kimmel, heaps of white people began attacking me. Not on Twitter, here on BlueSky. A whole bunch of guilt ridden, hit dogs came here to holler. The problem with America is that racism survives progressivism.
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Me: *lying down in bed*
Cat: I want up
Me: come on then
Cat: I mean I need to get up *there*
Me: yes, onto the bed. Come on
Cat: nono, right where you are
Me: well come on
Cat: you're blocking me
Me: what?
Cat: you're in the way
Me: of what?
Cat: the phone
Me: ??
Cat: I need to STAND ON YOUR PHONE!
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I thank both of you for the encouragement and advice! And Premee!

Fingers crossed that by 30 Nov I'll be posting that I finally finished Benediction, and that it has enough scenes 😂
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Accepting the fact that I suck at writing longer stories unless I have a very clear idea right off the bat of most of the scenes. I'm like, "now that I have the big major scenes, how do I...?" and then do a thing with my hands indicating "integrate these with other scenes until they become a story".
a man in a white shirt is standing in the desert
Alt: Neil Breen in a white shirt is standing in the desert, waving his hand slowly as it glows white as if with magic.
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That's fair. I don't think they make me look stupid, but obvs they're my scarves so of course I would think that, lol. I'm admittedly biased. As far as cold, I'm from the hot desert and I live now in an area that's so cold to me that I've worn my winter coat the entire year, even in summer.
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The literary opinion thread is good. This version is also good, and in addition, hilarious as heck.
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Tell me your most unhinged millinery opinion, as a treat
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I love scarves but I agree they can be unsafe. I've seen too many horror movies so I tuck mine because ain't nobody fixing to strangle me with my fabric frippery. Gotta come to terms with looking like a pretentious twerp but I can live with it, I think.
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This made me laugh so hard. Thank you both.
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Ugh I love it. It's so pretty. What a gorgeous ground cover.
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Oh gosh, I hope she's okay. Hugs to you and your family.
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I think that instead of just going back to democracy as we have known it, we should revolt, and give the land back to the indigenous people. Then, we should all abide by the laws of whose ever land we live on. Why put a cast on a misaligned break? We gotta reset it. We are already in pain.
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So if we are having so many layoffs and prices are all going up and nobody can afford a home and they're trying to cut medical care for the un-rich and gutting paid time off and getting rid of immigrants and forcing women to have babies and trying to kill the trans people, when do we burn it down?
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It's about to get lit tomorrow! Click through.
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*tomorrow
yes; it is actually tomorrow my guys get ready
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · Oct 10
“Hey Kim, you know that today is portfolio day, right? Have you prepared and drawn anything new for it like you said you wou-“
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Imo they deserve what they get, though their families do not. My sister got a tbi in a car with a seat belt and air bag. I can only imagine what it would be like on a bike with nothing for protection but misplaced confidence.
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I've been following Caleb for a while and his artwork is tops. It's dreamy and beautiful and fantastical. It's very worth checking out.
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Thank you! Hey everyone, am an indigenous trans artist in the global south, in perpetual housing insecurity; also permanently disabled with nerve damage that impacts my movement. Id absolutely love if you guys could like my work, or buy a print or send me a tip 🌼 (comments)
School of fish drawn in a spiral in hues of teal and sea glass green A transmasc sideview portrait in hues of faded green. Golden clouds and stars and fish float over him