Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon
@gaudymouse.bsky.social
"Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993
- Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here.
- fake writer
- admitted weirdo
- Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here.
- fake writer
- admitted weirdo
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🎉 ✨️ 🎉🎊 My Book Is Officially Out 🥂😍💃💃AND The Best Part Is It's #OpenAccess Can't Believe I am Starting 2025 as a Published Author 🤓🤓 6 Years of Hard Work has Officially Paid Off 🍾🍾🍾
Tweeting to myself
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Why my little mans lookin like one of those buff dudes who can't put their arms down?
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Why my little mans lookin like one of those buff dudes who can't put their arms down?
Bein proud of mom because she's learned to use Bitmoji
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Bein proud of mom because she's learned to use Bitmoji
Wypipo winning again
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Wypipo winning again
So I can write smut but since I don't do smutty activities, it must be like when someone is an expert at something so they can tell that someone who is writing about it is just winging it. "She knows that's not how human bodies do the sex, right?"
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
So I can write smut but since I don't do smutty activities, it must be like when someone is an expert at something so they can tell that someone who is writing about it is just winging it. "She knows that's not how human bodies do the sex, right?"
I've been informed that Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" is about sex and bdsm and I legit thought it was just about a rocky relationship.
That reminds me of an older song about eating millions of peaches. Someone told me that's about sex.
I think that sex is 50% really confusing if it's in a song.
That reminds me of an older song about eating millions of peaches. Someone told me that's about sex.
I think that sex is 50% really confusing if it's in a song.
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've been informed that Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" is about sex and bdsm and I legit thought it was just about a rocky relationship.
That reminds me of an older song about eating millions of peaches. Someone told me that's about sex.
I think that sex is 50% really confusing if it's in a song.
That reminds me of an older song about eating millions of peaches. Someone told me that's about sex.
I think that sex is 50% really confusing if it's in a song.
Stop hiring cishet white people to do the halftime show. We have cishet white people in everything, all the time. They're boring now. We already know all their stuff because they've been foisting it on us for years. Only thing I want them doing is setting up for people more interesting than them.
Not against Jack White getting the Super Bowl half
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Stop hiring cishet white people to do the halftime show. We have cishet white people in everything, all the time. They're boring now. We already know all their stuff because they've been foisting it on us for years. Only thing I want them doing is setting up for people more interesting than them.
Man I am sick and fucking tired of Google's AI doodles. I was trying to get to Google home and instead it made as if *I* were consulting the shit machine and then wasted how much ever water to tell me something it probably stole from Google or Pinterest. @developers.google.com delete this "feature"
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Man I am sick and fucking tired of Google's AI doodles. I was trying to get to Google home and instead it made as if *I* were consulting the shit machine and then wasted how much ever water to tell me something it probably stole from Google or Pinterest. @developers.google.com delete this "feature"
Next time am adult says "eepy" in my vicinity I'm gonna ask them what's it like being one of those adult babies and whether they ever dream of getting potty trained.
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Next time am adult says "eepy" in my vicinity I'm gonna ask them what's it like being one of those adult babies and whether they ever dream of getting potty trained.
The new movie Cold Storage replaces at least two ethnic characters and that's disappointing. I love Liam Neeson but he's no Roberto.
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The new movie Cold Storage replaces at least two ethnic characters and that's disappointing. I love Liam Neeson but he's no Roberto.
Holding out for MELIA to find a home before end of the year. She looks so sweet and 800 days is too long to be in the shelter, poor girl.
🗽 Good Morning New York 🗽
This gal is looking for a low traffic adult only home. Cats are ok. No dogs. Needs training.
MELIA - 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
Over 800 days waiting. Be her hero.
💻[email protected]
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
This gal is looking for a low traffic adult only home. Cats are ok. No dogs. Needs training.
MELIA - 3.5 years old, 50 lbs
Over 800 days waiting. Be her hero.
💻[email protected]
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Holding out for MELIA to find a home before end of the year. She looks so sweet and 800 days is too long to be in the shelter, poor girl.
Lololololololololololol
Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends.
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Lololololololololololol
Seeing a lot of takes on piracy. I see nothing wrong with boarding a rich ship to take their goods and have a sword duel with their overpaid, underqualified, most powdered-wig mama's boy.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Seeing a lot of takes on piracy. I see nothing wrong with boarding a rich ship to take their goods and have a sword duel with their overpaid, underqualified, most powdered-wig mama's boy.
This is so gross. I really fucking hate it here.
The whole story about Karoline Leavitt’s brother is grosser than you think.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
This is so gross. I really fucking hate it here.
Campbell's soup is now very suspect.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Campbell's soup is now very suspect.
Apparently Meta considered buying Simon and Schuster so they would have books to train their AI on. Can you imagine having your book in their catalogue and hearing that someone bought the company just so they can legally train AI? Not even giving a fuck about publishing or stories. Nope. Just for AI
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Apparently Meta considered buying Simon and Schuster so they would have books to train their AI on. Can you imagine having your book in their catalogue and hearing that someone bought the company just so they can legally train AI? Not even giving a fuck about publishing or stories. Nope. Just for AI
The fucking HEIGHT of laziness!!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The fucking HEIGHT of laziness!!!
We have reached the point in internet history where people are complaining that there aren't enough fanfictions of minor characters from their stories. Is this why we are writing now?
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We have reached the point in internet history where people are complaining that there aren't enough fanfictions of minor characters from their stories. Is this why we are writing now?
Extended family out here reminding me why I'm estranged
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Extended family out here reminding me why I'm estranged
Tried some of those fancy expensive sardines and I regret not just getting the cheaper ones. It was a nice experience but I didn't really care for the taste. Obvs I'll have to try others but so far cheap sardines win.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Tried some of those fancy expensive sardines and I regret not just getting the cheaper ones. It was a nice experience but I didn't really care for the taste. Obvs I'll have to try others but so far cheap sardines win.
Who draws dinosaurs? I think I need a Christmas commission of a ridiculous, clowned-up dinosaur
We think about what dinosaurs might have looked like but what if half of them looked like this?
From last June: for a week or so a group of surf scoters were chilling on the sand in Moss Landing, CA. It's a rarity for surf scoters, but they seemed perfectly fine. And hilarious. Look at those clown ass feet and faces! #birds
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Who draws dinosaurs? I think I need a Christmas commission of a ridiculous, clowned-up dinosaur
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Okay I'm gonna stop posting about my pets and go to bed. Good night everyone.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Okay I'm gonna stop posting about my pets and go to bed. Good night everyone.
They're gonna just keep getting closer to each other. They will continue on like this until they are actually cuddling. Happens every night. They're best frenemies fr.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
They're gonna just keep getting closer to each other. They will continue on like this until they are actually cuddling. Happens every night. They're best frenemies fr.
No comment only cute babies
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
No comment only cute babies
Look at these freakin guys
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Look at these freakin guys