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sashastewart.bsky.social
The world is terrible, but there are still good things. "Dying for Sex" is so special to me. I still can't believe I got to be in this writers room. I can't wait to share it with all of y'all! April 4th on Hulu! www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVAD...
DYING FOR SEX Official Trailer (2025)
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March 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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brandonfriedman.bsky.social
THIS is why Democratic leaders must be replaced sooner rather than later.

9:42 AM: Amy Klobuchar posts a photo with Lindsey Graham bragging about her "bipartisan meeting" and how they "stand with Ukraine"

1:40 PM: Lindsey Graham is on Fox News "trashing Zelenskyy and praising Trump and Vance"
February 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
Never forgive, never forget
U.S. Terminates Funding for Polio, H.I.V., Malaria and Nutrition Programs Around the World
Here are some of the 5,800 contracts the Trump administration formally canceled this week in a wave of terse emails.
www.nytimes.com
February 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
gaybonez.bsky.social
The c-tier Housewives reunion energy emanating from this exchange...
calltoactivism.bsky.social CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · Feb 28
Oh my God.

Donald Trump and JD Vance are attacking Zelensky in the Oval Office.

This is a complete fucking embarrassment.
February 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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juddlegum.bsky.social
UPDATE: Meta is continuing to censor anti-Musk ads. It has removed a Facebook ad calling for a boycott of Tesla, saying that it violates the company's policy on "unacceptable business practices"

muskwatch.com/subscribe
February 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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jphillll.bsky.social
Gross
February 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
gaybonez.bsky.social
The White Lotus (Season 3)
February 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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jaywillis.net
The NYT “Is Birthright Citizenship REALLY Constitutional???” op-ed is the conservative legal movement in a nutshell: “Sure, the law is X, but what if it weren’t”-style academic backfill for conservative policy advocacy. Dogshit writing, fantasyland analysis, embarrassing for everyone involved.
February 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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jarjarfan69.bsky.social
Interesting. I'm sure it's nothing.
Headline from. Nyt: Jeffrey Epstein Hoped to seed human race with his DNA Jeffrey E. Epstein, the wealthy financier who is accused of sex trafficking, had an unusual dream: He hoped to seed the human race with his DNA by impregnating women at his vast New Mexico ranch.
February 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
gaybonez.bsky.social
"does she know you fucked her outie at the ORTBO?"
February 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Mayor Adams is focusing his entire administration on a singular goal: keeping himself out of prison.

And he will sacrifice anyone to achieve it.
Mayor Adams to Top Commissioners: Don’t Criticize Trump, Don’t Interfere with Immigration Enforcement
After weeks of confusing messaging on ICE raids, the mayor ordered his staff to stifle criticism of the feds and that he alone will make sure NYC doesn’t lose funding.
www.thecity.nyc
February 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
gaybonez.bsky.social
mulholland drive (2001)
February 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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juddlegum.bsky.social
Very serious Democratic strategists advise the party to allow Trump to illegally dismantle USAID -- a decision that will result in the unnecessary deaths of people around the world.

www.politico.com/news/magazin...
When I asked veteran strategist David Axelrod whether Democrats were “walking into a trap” on defending foreign aid, he literally finished my sentence. “My heart is with the people out on the street outside USAID, but my head tells me: ‘Man, Trump will be well satisfied to have this fight,’” he said. “When you talk about cuts, the first thing people say is: Cut foreign aid.” Rahm Emanuel — the former House leader, Chicago mayor and diplomat — told me much the same: “You don’t fight every fight. You don’t swing at every pitch. And my view is — while I care about the USAID as a former ambassador — that’s not the hill I’m going to die on,” he said.
February 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
gaybonez.bsky.social
big news: got my first show greenlit on an amazing new streaming platform
February 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
gaybonez.bsky.social
a lady gaga chorus made up of mostly gibberish? a return to form.
February 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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ninaturner.bsky.social
“You should not go into debt if you get sick or pursue an education" would be one hell of a rallying cry for the Democratic Party.

Currently, they cannot stand for policies that get at the root causes of corporate greed.

My latest in ⁦‪@Newsweek‬⁩ ⬇️

www.newsweek.com/democrats-wi...
The Democrats Will Keep Losing Until They Stop Serving Corporate Interests
The Democratic Party is trying to serve two masters—the people and the corporate donors.
www.newsweek.com
December 5, 2024 at 10:51 PM
gaybonez.bsky.social
haven't seen chronically online homosexuals this united behind a shooter since her
December 6, 2024 at 1:03 AM
gaybonez.bsky.social
i am never more worried for my phone than holding it over a toilet. everything hangs in the balance. its future depends on me. i am emily blunt running through the woods in a quiet place and it is my newborn baby.
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 AM