gaygardens
@gaygardens.bsky.social
I wish that all my aunts were gay and that all my uncles were lesbians. 🌻📚🧶🌿
lesbian || gardener || reader || crocheter || stoner
lesbian || gardener || reader || crocheter || stoner
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gaygardens
@gaygardens.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Please understand that I will probably only be using this account when high as balls.
One day I will put a single order in for all the yarn I want for crochet projects, rather than doing back-to-back days of orders, but today is not that day. 🧶
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
One day I will put a single order in for all the yarn I want for crochet projects, rather than doing back-to-back days of orders, but today is not that day. 🧶
Everything I learned about Stray Kids was against my will.
...and anyway, I know all their names and general personalities now. RIP my spotify wrapped this year.
Lee Know is my favorite weird ass child. 🐰
...and anyway, I know all their names and general personalities now. RIP my spotify wrapped this year.
Lee Know is my favorite weird ass child. 🐰
a group of young men are standing next to each other wearing purple and white shirts .
ALT: a group of young men are standing next to each other wearing purple and white shirts .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Everything I learned about Stray Kids was against my will.
...and anyway, I know all their names and general personalities now. RIP my spotify wrapped this year.
Lee Know is my favorite weird ass child. 🐰
...and anyway, I know all their names and general personalities now. RIP my spotify wrapped this year.
Lee Know is my favorite weird ass child. 🐰
I introduced my hairdresser to the concept of mpreg this week and I will not apologize.
August 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I introduced my hairdresser to the concept of mpreg this week and I will not apologize.
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Do unfortunately think we could do some damage by getting the theatre kids to dress up as jesters to follow ICE around all jingle-jangling
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Do unfortunately think we could do some damage by getting the theatre kids to dress up as jesters to follow ICE around all jingle-jangling
Genuine question. Was @tinybookshopgame.com created by a queer exvangelical? Bc some of these book summaries. 😂😂 Lion Jesus had me crying.
August 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Genuine question. Was @tinybookshopgame.com created by a queer exvangelical? Bc some of these book summaries. 😂😂 Lion Jesus had me crying.
GIRLFRIEND. FINALLY. Lfg, lesbians!
July 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
GIRLFRIEND. FINALLY. Lfg, lesbians!
Fucking incredible. 😂
Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk?
Let's find out... 🤔🍼
Let's find out... 🤔🍼
July 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fucking incredible. 😂
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The WNBA is adding three new teams: Cleveland will join in 2028, Detroit begins play in 2029 and Philadelphia will be added to the roster in 2030. This will bring the league to a record 18 teams.
The WNBA is expanding again, adding 3 new cities for a record 18 teams
The WNBA is adding three new teams: Cleveland will join in 2028, Detroit begins play in 2029 and Philadelphia will be added to the roster in 2030. This will bring the league to a record 18 teams.
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June 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The WNBA is adding three new teams: Cleveland will join in 2028, Detroit begins play in 2029 and Philadelphia will be added to the roster in 2030. This will bring the league to a record 18 teams.
My wife and I just learned the #wnba will be expanding back to Detroit by 2030 and we are GAYING OUT. We will be making that 2.5hr drive for games regularly. 🔥
June 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My wife and I just learned the #wnba will be expanding back to Detroit by 2030 and we are GAYING OUT. We will be making that 2.5hr drive for games regularly. 🔥
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
On the flip side, I had my coffee on the floor next to me, and after petting a cat just now, l (as we cat owners do) mindlessly moved my hand to the side and dropped the fur on the floor. In my coffee. 🙃
Damn. Gimme a full night's rest, a fully open weekend ahead of me, some oatmeal, and my first hippie speedball in about a month and I am on FIRE. 🔥😂
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April 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
On the flip side, I had my coffee on the floor next to me, and after petting a cat just now, l (as we cat owners do) mindlessly moved my hand to the side and dropped the fur on the floor. In my coffee. 🙃
Damn. Gimme a full night's rest, a fully open weekend ahead of me, some oatmeal, and my first hippie speedball in about a month and I am on FIRE. 🔥😂
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April 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Damn. Gimme a full night's rest, a fully open weekend ahead of me, some oatmeal, and my first hippie speedball in about a month and I am on FIRE. 🔥😂
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I'm 2hrs into a 4hr training at work and some of these people haven't fidgeted, adjusted themselves in their chair, bounced their knees, etc even once. Not once. They have not moved.
Neurotypical people scare me.
Neurotypical people scare me.
April 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm 2hrs into a 4hr training at work and some of these people haven't fidgeted, adjusted themselves in their chair, bounced their knees, etc even once. Not once. They have not moved.
Neurotypical people scare me.
Neurotypical people scare me.
I just dipped a carrot into ranch dip made with cottage cheese and just... what are we doing here, guys. How about we just eat the fucking ranch dressing, huh?
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I just dipped a carrot into ranch dip made with cottage cheese and just... what are we doing here, guys. How about we just eat the fucking ranch dressing, huh?
Gotta tell ya. Nothing quite like some peanut butter and honey toast on a Saturday morning while snuggled up on the couch playing video games. ✨
April 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Gotta tell ya. Nothing quite like some peanut butter and honey toast on a Saturday morning while snuggled up on the couch playing video games. ✨
I am just so thankful to live in a place with birds.
March 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I am just so thankful to live in a place with birds.
Nothing triggers me falling into a parasocial relationship like Korean pop culture. It has been 17yrs and I still feel like the members of DBSK and I would fall in love. 😂 XIA Junsu, let's be besties.
a man wearing a white shirt that says ic
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt that says ic
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Nothing triggers me falling into a parasocial relationship like Korean pop culture. It has been 17yrs and I still feel like the members of DBSK and I would fall in love. 😂 XIA Junsu, let's be besties.
It is 52° in Michigan right now. I'm sitting outside listening to the latest Wait Wait Don't Tell Me episode, smoking a joint, and watching the birds at my bird feeder. ✨🌲
March 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It is 52° in Michigan right now. I'm sitting outside listening to the latest Wait Wait Don't Tell Me episode, smoking a joint, and watching the birds at my bird feeder. ✨🌲
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No one is talking about how often 11 year old girls switch places with their twin brother to fulfill their forbidden dream of becoming a knight and if I’m being honest, it’s a Tortall shame.
March 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
No one is talking about how often 11 year old girls switch places with their twin brother to fulfill their forbidden dream of becoming a knight and if I’m being honest, it’s a Tortall shame.
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REMEMBER KIDS
when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query
Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down.
This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless
when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query
Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down.
This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless
February 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
REMEMBER KIDS
when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query
Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down.
This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless
when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query
Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down.
This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless
I just had the weirdest, saddest Joann's trip. Vibes were BAD. One older lady who was with me in the yarn area just looked at me with sad eyes and asked "what are we gonna do?" 😭 #ripjoanns 🧶
February 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I just had the weirdest, saddest Joann's trip. Vibes were BAD. One older lady who was with me in the yarn area just looked at me with sad eyes and asked "what are we gonna do?" 😭 #ripjoanns 🧶
One of my favorite things in the whole world is seeing that little box pop up in the corner of my screen, letting me know a friend just logged on to play some video games. Just gamin' together from afar.
February 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
One of my favorite things in the whole world is seeing that little box pop up in the corner of my screen, letting me know a friend just logged on to play some video games. Just gamin' together from afar.
This man is dying from pneumonia but at least he can still do some work in the hospital. 🙄 Couldn't be me. Capitalism and productivity can go fuck themselves. This is why I'll never be the pope.
UPDATE: Pope Francis' condition remains critical but stable and he was able to do some work while still in the hospital with double pneumonia, the Vatican said in a Tuesday evening update.
How's Pope Francis doing? His condition remains critical but stable, the Vatican says
Pope Francis' condition remains critical but stable and he was able to do some work while still in the hospital with double pneumonia, the Vatican said in a Tuesday evening update.
www.npr.org
February 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This man is dying from pneumonia but at least he can still do some work in the hospital. 🙄 Couldn't be me. Capitalism and productivity can go fuck themselves. This is why I'll never be the pope.
That Vandersloot half court shot!! #unrivaled 🏀
February 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
That Vandersloot half court shot!! #unrivaled 🏀
Every year I make my college students handmake cards for a local nursing home and every year they tell me it is cheesy and give me a hard time about it. Also every year? Though they can leave as soon as they are done.... they stay the whole period bc they get lost in the work. ✨ Crafting, man.
February 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Every year I make my college students handmake cards for a local nursing home and every year they tell me it is cheesy and give me a hard time about it. Also every year? Though they can leave as soon as they are done.... they stay the whole period bc they get lost in the work. ✨ Crafting, man.