thank you

I understand dominoes about as well as society understand trans people.

Also, I will not be persuaded that setting up extended knocky downy things is not the real challenge.

Your naturally high levels of testosterone increases domino stability, making it easier to stand up many of them.

I'm looking forward to hers and hers baths in the laundry room

She's a quisling, and I hope she has an accident with a mechanical cheese grater.

But silver linings. Maybe I should give more money...

As a slightly snarky aside, there's at least one billionaire who won't stop honking about women's rights who could keep it open in perpetuity without breaking a sweat.

But she is an outlier adn should not have been counted

My sister-in-law's wife is the straightest lesbian I've ever met. I don't think she'd identify as queer and she wouldn't be caught dead at pride. Waiting for one of their kids to join the alphabet mafia with baited breath.

Still disappointing though.

curses. I just lost the game.

It makes an estimated £300k every year. If anything, I think this stupid silly little game keeps it relevant. I'm not actively avoiding it, except on my own christmas playlists, where it's subbed for the Ari cover, which I rather like.

May George Michael greet you at the gates of Whamhalla.

It's still being covered. It's covered a lot, and every cover also pays royalities I think. Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, fucking Glee, and Whigfield (if you know who that is how are your forties going?).

But hey, maybe that was an unexpected spike... Nope, it has been top ten for the last 9 years over the festive period. In fact, it only dropped out of the top 40 once since it 2007.

It was Christmas Number 1 in the UK last year (2004) took it 39 years to do it, but it did, which suggests it's played and downloaded a lot.

Silly, but not like... low key homophobic and robbing charities of income

I'm fine with silly, I like silly, because I thought it was basically harmless

Why did everyone wait until this year, years into me enjoying this low stakes daft game, to make it cringe to play?

OMG, I resent this, how dare they besmirch the queer reputation of very much "not being pricks to children".

Revoke their gay cards at once.

*straight grown ass adults.... Because the queers don't give a fuck.

How is the bible like a town with a shortage of sex workers?

too many Johns!

Then I retreat and say nothing further.

I would suggest approaching working at height extremely cautiously.