Ems
@gayroller.bsky.social
Engineer. Lesbian. Fiddler. Cuddler. Brave tomboy.
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When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
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EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
One of the most enjoyable and interesting museum experiences. Fund the curation of women's health and experiences.
Your cunt-ry needs you! Every £5 donated today will be doubled by an anonymous charitable foundation. These funds keep the Vagina Museum open to the world, providing free education and a *hole* lot of joy to the world www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
One of the most enjoyable and interesting museum experiences. Fund the curation of women's health and experiences.
Right. I've seen Discourse, on the song Last Christmas, and the game Whamageddon.
You can think it's cringe, that it's silly or stupid. But the facts are as follows.
You can think it's cringe, that it's silly or stupid. But the facts are as follows.
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Right. I've seen Discourse, on the song Last Christmas, and the game Whamageddon.
You can think it's cringe, that it's silly or stupid. But the facts are as follows.
You can think it's cringe, that it's silly or stupid. But the facts are as follows.
Boing
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Boing
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Today, in The Times, there is an attempted hit piece on my employer – Good Law Project.
It is *incredibly* weak, and perhaps the biggest compliment really is just how little they have to accuse us of. But it also promotes the Trans Mission concert – to which you should buy tickets!
Thread 🧵👇
It is *incredibly* weak, and perhaps the biggest compliment really is just how little they have to accuse us of. But it also promotes the Trans Mission concert – to which you should buy tickets!
Thread 🧵👇
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Today, in The Times, there is an attempted hit piece on my employer – Good Law Project.
It is *incredibly* weak, and perhaps the biggest compliment really is just how little they have to accuse us of. But it also promotes the Trans Mission concert – to which you should buy tickets!
Thread 🧵👇
It is *incredibly* weak, and perhaps the biggest compliment really is just how little they have to accuse us of. But it also promotes the Trans Mission concert – to which you should buy tickets!
Thread 🧵👇
I need you to understand my order of events.
1. Read the screen grab
2. Get to the bit about an erection
3. Be really confused about this game of D&D
4. Read the screen grab again
5. Read the caption
6. Frown
7. Read everything
8 Read the comments
Arrive at what the fuck is wrong with Linehan.
1. Read the screen grab
2. Get to the bit about an erection
3. Be really confused about this game of D&D
4. Read the screen grab again
5. Read the caption
6. Frown
7. Read everything
8 Read the comments
Arrive at what the fuck is wrong with Linehan.
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I need you to understand my order of events.
1. Read the screen grab
2. Get to the bit about an erection
3. Be really confused about this game of D&D
4. Read the screen grab again
5. Read the caption
6. Frown
7. Read everything
8 Read the comments
Arrive at what the fuck is wrong with Linehan.
1. Read the screen grab
2. Get to the bit about an erection
3. Be really confused about this game of D&D
4. Read the screen grab again
5. Read the caption
6. Frown
7. Read everything
8 Read the comments
Arrive at what the fuck is wrong with Linehan.
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Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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The resilience of trans people inspires us.
Women of all ages and backgrounds are standing up, some for the first time, to show trans people they are not alone. Some of us are parents, some lifelong feminists, some just beginning to speak up - but all of us are united.
#WhyWeSigned
Women of all ages and backgrounds are standing up, some for the first time, to show trans people they are not alone. Some of us are parents, some lifelong feminists, some just beginning to speak up - but all of us are united.
#WhyWeSigned
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The resilience of trans people inspires us.
Women of all ages and backgrounds are standing up, some for the first time, to show trans people they are not alone. Some of us are parents, some lifelong feminists, some just beginning to speak up - but all of us are united.
#WhyWeSigned
Women of all ages and backgrounds are standing up, some for the first time, to show trans people they are not alone. Some of us are parents, some lifelong feminists, some just beginning to speak up - but all of us are united.
#WhyWeSigned
In case anyone was unsure about my personal position on abortion. It should be available at any time, to anyone, for any reason, without restriction, or delay.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
In case anyone was unsure about my personal position on abortion. It should be available at any time, to anyone, for any reason, without restriction, or delay.
On today's #TDOR, I would like to say that I will stand beside my trans siblings. I will walk with them, and I will shield them from harm wherever I can.
May their memories be a blessing.
May their memories be a blessing.
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
On today's #TDOR, I would like to say that I will stand beside my trans siblings. I will walk with them, and I will shield them from harm wherever I can.
May their memories be a blessing.
May their memories be a blessing.
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
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People still seem to be battling with understanding this in 21st century
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
People still seem to be battling with understanding this in 21st century
@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Excuse me Poet Hulme, I have been invited to read at TDoR on thursday, I immediately thought that one of your poems might be appropriate, but have been struggling. Do you have any thoughts?
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Excuse me Poet Hulme, I have been invited to read at TDoR on thursday, I immediately thought that one of your poems might be appropriate, but have been struggling. Do you have any thoughts?
I shouldn't, but I do find it deeply amusing when someone gets so thoroughly destroyed they delete their post.
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I shouldn't, but I do find it deeply amusing when someone gets so thoroughly destroyed they delete their post.
Dunno, maybe if they don't want to be called racist and fascist they should stop doing fascist and racist shit.
Just a thought.
Stealing from refugees, withdrawing healthcare from trans people, endorsing flag shaggers. All sounds racist and fascist to me.
I'm probably a bot or a paid actor though
Just a thought.
Stealing from refugees, withdrawing healthcare from trans people, endorsing flag shaggers. All sounds racist and fascist to me.
I'm probably a bot or a paid actor though
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Dunno, maybe if they don't want to be called racist and fascist they should stop doing fascist and racist shit.
Just a thought.
Stealing from refugees, withdrawing healthcare from trans people, endorsing flag shaggers. All sounds racist and fascist to me.
I'm probably a bot or a paid actor though
Just a thought.
Stealing from refugees, withdrawing healthcare from trans people, endorsing flag shaggers. All sounds racist and fascist to me.
I'm probably a bot or a paid actor though
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
omg #hiddenbooksgame is like this every year, I do fuck all but read lists and google weird terms and get nothing done and still need hints, and I'VE ONLY GOT 10 SO FAR.
Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.
Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.
It is on! The time of year where I do normal things like "slanty vegetables" is totally a book.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
omg #hiddenbooksgame is like this every year, I do fuck all but read lists and google weird terms and get nothing done and still need hints, and I'VE ONLY GOT 10 SO FAR.
Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.
Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.
It is on! The time of year where I do normal things like "slanty vegetables" is totally a book.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It is on! The time of year where I do normal things like "slanty vegetables" is totally a book.
Wes Streeting is a fucking quisling and I will never ever forget that.
The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Wes Streeting is a fucking quisling and I will never ever forget that.
Hello. Refugees at home is a charity that finds asylum seekers in the UK housing placements with people who have spare rooms. Spouse and I have been hosts, and support the charity. They launched their winter fundraiser yesterday.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...
Refugees at Home Winter Appeal 2025
As winter sets in, many who fled war, violence & discrimination seeking safety now face freezing nights on UK streets. Help keep them safe.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hello. Refugees at home is a charity that finds asylum seekers in the UK housing placements with people who have spare rooms. Spouse and I have been hosts, and support the charity. They launched their winter fundraiser yesterday.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
1
CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
3
CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
4
BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
5
HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
6
HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
7
HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
8
CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
9
CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
10
HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
11
HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
12
HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibw4ldc3fhslbvxgy2oqrof2oys5kpgh7zu6a5f3usmx3lf4547qm@jpeg)
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕