Kalmbach 🔜 MFF, F2
@gdkalmbach.bsky.social
Amateur photographer, voice actor, and scribbler.
Volunteer railroader, professional machinist.
Also snow leopard.
May contain adult content, sarcasm
Male, single, bi, 1985
Chicago area.
INTP-A
t.me/GD_Kalmbach
www.youtube.com/c/SynchroScore
Volunteer railroader, professional machinist.
Also snow leopard.
May contain adult content, sarcasm
Male, single, bi, 1985
Chicago area.
INTP-A
t.me/GD_Kalmbach
www.youtube.com/c/SynchroScore
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I read the news today, oh boy...
(will be on repeat until further notice)
(will be on repeat until further notice)
You just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
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The episode ends with a close up of Riker, furious at the very existence of transphobes.
Be like Riker.
Be like Riker.
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The episode ends with a close up of Riker, furious at the very existence of transphobes.
Be like Riker.
Be like Riker.
It should be noted that the videos reminding active duty personnel of their duty to disobey unlawful orders don't actually mention Trump or the Presidency.
But a hit dog will holler.
But a hit dog will holler.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It should be noted that the videos reminding active duty personnel of their duty to disobey unlawful orders don't actually mention Trump or the Presidency.
But a hit dog will holler.
But a hit dog will holler.
Okay, I can guarantee you that no furries were involved in this. Shut the fuck up, you demented bitch.
This is nuts!
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Okay, I can guarantee you that no furries were involved in this. Shut the fuck up, you demented bitch.
Various lines to use when answering the phone and it turns out to be a scam caller:
"Illinois State Police."
"Northwestern Steel."
"Elgin & Belvidere."
"Thank you for calling the Consolidated Penis Corporation, how can I help you?"
"Illinois State Police."
"Northwestern Steel."
"Elgin & Belvidere."
"Thank you for calling the Consolidated Penis Corporation, how can I help you?"
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Various lines to use when answering the phone and it turns out to be a scam caller:
"Illinois State Police."
"Northwestern Steel."
"Elgin & Belvidere."
"Thank you for calling the Consolidated Penis Corporation, how can I help you?"
"Illinois State Police."
"Northwestern Steel."
"Elgin & Belvidere."
"Thank you for calling the Consolidated Penis Corporation, how can I help you?"
When somebody completely misses the joke.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When somebody completely misses the joke.
Combining the limited capacity of a microbus with the limited route flexibility of a tram, while adding the joy of the thing tipping on its side in the even of mechanical failure. Congratulations.
By investing in Monocab Owl, the EU is revolutionising sustainable commuting.
A gyro-stabilised monorail offers autonomous, on-demand transport, boosting rural connectivity. 🚆
Do you know any other innovative transport solutions?
📸© Monocab Owl
#WorldSustainableTransportDay
A gyro-stabilised monorail offers autonomous, on-demand transport, boosting rural connectivity. 🚆
Do you know any other innovative transport solutions?
📸© Monocab Owl
#WorldSustainableTransportDay
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Combining the limited capacity of a microbus with the limited route flexibility of a tram, while adding the joy of the thing tipping on its side in the even of mechanical failure. Congratulations.
In a development which should surprise exactly zero people:
Nashville contractors walk off of Music City Loop jobsite, citing months of nonpayment, safety concerns and attempted “poaching” of employees by Elon Musk’s The Boring Company.
nashvillebanner.com/2025/11/25/b...
nashvillebanner.com/2025/11/25/b...
Local contractor employees stop Music City Loop work - Nashville Banner
Willie Shane and his crew walk off the Music City Loop project, citing safety concerns and payment issues with The Boring Company.
nashvillebanner.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
In a development which should surprise exactly zero people:
"you'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"you'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Even more innovations in food poisoning!
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Even more innovations in food poisoning!
Okay, now I also have to look this up...
risa furry convention
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Okay, now I also have to look this up...
The Very Serious People who want to condemn anybody who enjoys these movies apparently don't realize that they're fantasy. For one thing, I can't think of any IRL police force that has a bnnuy on staff.
"Don't watch Zootopa 1+2 because ACAB" to me is like saying "Don't watch Hazbin/Helluva because Hell/Satan/Christianity bad"
Let me enjoy my cartoon fiction, thanks.
Let me enjoy my cartoon fiction, thanks.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Very Serious People who want to condemn anybody who enjoys these movies apparently don't realize that they're fantasy. For one thing, I can't think of any IRL police force that has a bnnuy on staff.
That one AC/DC song came on the radio at the shop and I had to fight the urge to explain to everybody that TNT and Dynamite are not the same thing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
That one AC/DC song came on the radio at the shop and I had to fight the urge to explain to everybody that TNT and Dynamite are not the same thing.
While this is an extreme case, I actually do go through a series of squats and stretches when trying on pants, to make sure there is no bunching, binding, or splitting.
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
While this is an extreme case, I actually do go through a series of squats and stretches when trying on pants, to make sure there is no bunching, binding, or splitting.
Anybody else have that giggly feeling when you see two creators you really like team up?
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Anybody else have that giggly feeling when you see two creators you really like team up?
You're trying to seduce me, Charlie Brown.
Draw me like one of your French girls, Charlie Brown.
I drink your milkshake, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You're trying to seduce me, Charlie Brown.
Hey fellas, if I have a girl who really likes me and lets me have her pussy all the time...does that make me gay?
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hey fellas, if I have a girl who really likes me and lets me have her pussy all the time...does that make me gay?
The latest breakthroughs in food poisoning.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The latest breakthroughs in food poisoning.
Charlie Brown is the most dangerous adversary the Enterprise has ever faced.
No, Charlie Brown, I expect you to die!
I mean to kill you in one minute, Charlie Brown. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Charlie Brown is the most dangerous adversary the Enterprise has ever faced.
Post a movie that takes place where you're from.
Even though only a small bit of it was actually shot here, it's still something we're kinda proud of. Party on!
Even though only a small bit of it was actually shot here, it's still something we're kinda proud of. Party on!
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Post a movie that takes place where you're from.
Even though only a small bit of it was actually shot here, it's still something we're kinda proud of. Party on!
Even though only a small bit of it was actually shot here, it's still something we're kinda proud of. Party on!
Between Cicero and Western on the Burlington.
Track 1: Westbound California Zephyr
Track 2: Eastbound Metra local
Track 3: Eastbound BNSF coal drag
Track 4: Eastbound CSX unit grain train
Track 1: Westbound California Zephyr
Track 2: Eastbound Metra local
Track 3: Eastbound BNSF coal drag
Track 4: Eastbound CSX unit grain train
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Between Cicero and Western on the Burlington.
Track 1: Westbound California Zephyr
Track 2: Eastbound Metra local
Track 3: Eastbound BNSF coal drag
Track 4: Eastbound CSX unit grain train
Track 1: Westbound California Zephyr
Track 2: Eastbound Metra local
Track 3: Eastbound BNSF coal drag
Track 4: Eastbound CSX unit grain train
Over 60% of new-install electrical generating capacity in the US this past year was solar, with wind at 19%. Both are much faster to scale than coal and gas, and in some cases cheaper.
Coal is 15% of generating capacity. Wind, solar, nuclear, and hydro combined? More than 30%!
Coal is 15% of generating capacity. Wind, solar, nuclear, and hydro combined? More than 30%!
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Over 60% of new-install electrical generating capacity in the US this past year was solar, with wind at 19%. Both are much faster to scale than coal and gas, and in some cases cheaper.
Coal is 15% of generating capacity. Wind, solar, nuclear, and hydro combined? More than 30%!
Coal is 15% of generating capacity. Wind, solar, nuclear, and hydro combined? More than 30%!
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM