Garrett Neary
@gee-raay.bsky.social
Amateur Politico, Professional Hookie Player.
Des Moines's resident village idiot.
My opinions are bad & also my own.
Des Moines's resident village idiot.
My opinions are bad & also my own.
@inspiringtimmy.bsky.social I think there was an error in your last YouTube upload on the new Vivi Cauldron build in Modern. That video was only a minute long
September 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@inspiringtimmy.bsky.social I think there was an error in your last YouTube upload on the new Vivi Cauldron build in Modern. That video was only a minute long
I'll never forgive them for what they did to you.
August 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'll never forgive them for what they did to you.
Trump...
-Loves Drama
-Wears Make-up & Spray tan
-Appointed himself head of the Kennedy Center (Theater Kid)
-Threw a birthday parade for himself in the middle of Pride month
Is Donald Trump our 1st gay President?
-Loves Drama
-Wears Make-up & Spray tan
-Appointed himself head of the Kennedy Center (Theater Kid)
-Threw a birthday parade for himself in the middle of Pride month
Is Donald Trump our 1st gay President?
June 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Trump...
-Loves Drama
-Wears Make-up & Spray tan
-Appointed himself head of the Kennedy Center (Theater Kid)
-Threw a birthday parade for himself in the middle of Pride month
Is Donald Trump our 1st gay President?
-Loves Drama
-Wears Make-up & Spray tan
-Appointed himself head of the Kennedy Center (Theater Kid)
-Threw a birthday parade for himself in the middle of Pride month
Is Donald Trump our 1st gay President?
Carville left out the best part of this quote
McClure (not Halleck): "But Mr. President, Grant is a drunk!"
Lincoln: "What does he drink?"
McClure: "Whiskey, sir."
Lincoln: "Then send him more!"
McClure (not Halleck): "But Mr. President, Grant is a drunk!"
Lincoln: "What does he drink?"
McClure: "Whiskey, sir."
Lincoln: "Then send him more!"
May 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Carville left out the best part of this quote
McClure (not Halleck): "But Mr. President, Grant is a drunk!"
Lincoln: "What does he drink?"
McClure: "Whiskey, sir."
Lincoln: "Then send him more!"
McClure (not Halleck): "But Mr. President, Grant is a drunk!"
Lincoln: "What does he drink?"
McClure: "Whiskey, sir."
Lincoln: "Then send him more!"
It's weird that all the McDonald's in Des Moines play Jesus music in the lobbies.
April 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It's weird that all the McDonald's in Des Moines play Jesus music in the lobbies.
I swear to Christ I WILL go postal if the Internet at my apartment is not fixed by the EOD & I have to go all weekend without it
March 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I swear to Christ I WILL go postal if the Internet at my apartment is not fixed by the EOD & I have to go all weekend without it
Goddamnit. I am absolutely fed up with the public Internet at my apartment.
March 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Goddamnit. I am absolutely fed up with the public Internet at my apartment.
Working out of a coffee shop today. Does anyone have suggestion on how to start up a conversation with this cutie sitting in the corner? Wrong answers only
March 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Working out of a coffee shop today. Does anyone have suggestion on how to start up a conversation with this cutie sitting in the corner? Wrong answers only
I'm going to braise a rack of lamb ribs using ginger ale. I'll keep you posted.
January 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm going to braise a rack of lamb ribs using ginger ale. I'll keep you posted.
If you're offered a job interview with someone, you'd think you would be talking about the job you applied for...
Right?
RIGHT??????
Right?
RIGHT??????
January 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you're offered a job interview with someone, you'd think you would be talking about the job you applied for...
Right?
RIGHT??????
Right?
RIGHT??????
Reposted by Garrett Neary
This gave me the chuckle I needed today.
January 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This gave me the chuckle I needed today.
As someone currently looking for work, this hit me in the soul
January 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
As someone currently looking for work, this hit me in the soul
3 political predictions for the new year no one asked for:
1. Musk & Trump will have a very public falling out in 2025
2. It will take at least 10 days to elect a new Speaker of the House
3. The government will shut down at least once, and because of GOP infighting
1. Musk & Trump will have a very public falling out in 2025
2. It will take at least 10 days to elect a new Speaker of the House
3. The government will shut down at least once, and because of GOP infighting
January 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
3 political predictions for the new year no one asked for:
1. Musk & Trump will have a very public falling out in 2025
2. It will take at least 10 days to elect a new Speaker of the House
3. The government will shut down at least once, and because of GOP infighting
1. Musk & Trump will have a very public falling out in 2025
2. It will take at least 10 days to elect a new Speaker of the House
3. The government will shut down at least once, and because of GOP infighting
The Pop Tart Bowl is the people's championship.
December 29, 2024 at 9:17 AM
The Pop Tart Bowl is the people's championship.
Has anyone ever tried "generic" glp-1? I see ads for it all the time, but I'm wary
December 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Has anyone ever tried "generic" glp-1? I see ads for it all the time, but I'm wary
I've been really enjoying applying for jobs I am egregiously unqualified for.
But I have faith. There's not reason why I couldn't be the senior lending manager a large investment bank. Those guys are just making it up anyway. I can do the same thing for way less than $250k/yr
But I have faith. There's not reason why I couldn't be the senior lending manager a large investment bank. Those guys are just making it up anyway. I can do the same thing for way less than $250k/yr
December 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I've been really enjoying applying for jobs I am egregiously unqualified for.
But I have faith. There's not reason why I couldn't be the senior lending manager a large investment bank. Those guys are just making it up anyway. I can do the same thing for way less than $250k/yr
But I have faith. There's not reason why I couldn't be the senior lending manager a large investment bank. Those guys are just making it up anyway. I can do the same thing for way less than $250k/yr
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I asked my mom today what she wanted for Christmas. She said nice soaps & good green tea. Thanks to you two & the good store for having me covered!
December 2, 2024 at 4:16 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I asked my mom today what she wanted for Christmas. She said nice soaps & good green tea. Thanks to you two & the good store for having me covered!
So, I'm a fan of @jeppsonsmalort.bsky.social. When I try to describe its taste, I usually compare it to robotussin.
However, the last day or so I've come down with a cold, and to combat it I've been taking robotussin.
I can now say with confidence that robotussin tastes better than malort.
However, the last day or so I've come down with a cold, and to combat it I've been taking robotussin.
I can now say with confidence that robotussin tastes better than malort.
November 26, 2024 at 6:29 AM
So, I'm a fan of @jeppsonsmalort.bsky.social. When I try to describe its taste, I usually compare it to robotussin.
However, the last day or so I've come down with a cold, and to combat it I've been taking robotussin.
I can now say with confidence that robotussin tastes better than malort.
However, the last day or so I've come down with a cold, and to combat it I've been taking robotussin.
I can now say with confidence that robotussin tastes better than malort.
I had a dream last night I was in DC for Trump's inauguration & Elon Musk set a tree outside the Veteran's Affairs Headquarters on fire with a flamethrower for no reason
November 22, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I had a dream last night I was in DC for Trump's inauguration & Elon Musk set a tree outside the Veteran's Affairs Headquarters on fire with a flamethrower for no reason
I found the beginning of this video interesting. I knew that early Muslim scholars had a sophisticated understanding of mathematics & algebra. I learned that knowledge was honed by their religious obligation to face Mecca for daily prayers.
youtu.be/vpQyrDs0Tmo?...
youtu.be/vpQyrDs0Tmo?...
The History and Practice of Islam on Earth and Beyond: Crash Course Religions #10
YouTube video by CrashCourse
youtu.be
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I found the beginning of this video interesting. I knew that early Muslim scholars had a sophisticated understanding of mathematics & algebra. I learned that knowledge was honed by their religious obligation to face Mecca for daily prayers.
youtu.be/vpQyrDs0Tmo?...
youtu.be/vpQyrDs0Tmo?...
Reposted by Garrett Neary
2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
2025 white house cabinet meeting
Hello!!! I am more than happy to have another venue for shit posting!! I'm gonna regret this in no time!!
November 20, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Hello!!! I am more than happy to have another venue for shit posting!! I'm gonna regret this in no time!!