Here you go

Leave the presents alone cat it’s not Christmas yet. Aaaaand … please put the bauble back where you took it from.

The one on the left is sunscreen, and on the right toothpaste. Nearly got my trip to the beach off to a very bad start

I’m still listening to you but I’m over 50 so my music tastes are irrelevant. Chuck D is the Soul of Hip Hop IMO

Why should I use a comfy #cat bed when there is a perfectly good box available? Stupid human.

Well this Aussie has stolen your food. Cooked in a webber and marinated in Jack Daniel’s sauce.