your friendly neighborhood mel
@geekmisconduct.bsky.social
WNBA ramblings (mostly #SkyTown), sporps, Star Wars musings, random fangirling. Non-profit data geek by day, gay disaster at night. Proud Chicagoan, tavern crust evangelist. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. she/her 🍉🇺🇦
Toast is really not a fan of wearing her puffy coat to go outside and potty
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Toast is really not a fan of wearing her puffy coat to go outside and potty
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
My Toasty has a hot spot on her tail, therefore she must now become a flower so she stops licking it
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
My Toasty has a hot spot on her tail, therefore she must now become a flower so she stops licking it
I got Toast some doggie pjs because she likes being cozy and warm. She seems a little unsure of them, but OMG TEH CUTENESS 😍
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I got Toast some doggie pjs because she likes being cozy and warm. She seems a little unsure of them, but OMG TEH CUTENESS 😍
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Pls enjoy this side-eye by Toast while wearing her green “Orphan Annie” sweater
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Pls enjoy this side-eye by Toast while wearing her green “Orphan Annie” sweater
I just spotted this and I’m wondering if I can get a senior discount 💀
January 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I just spotted this and I’m wondering if I can get a senior discount 💀
Alexa, play “Memories”
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Alexa, play “Memories”
Xmas selfie w/Toaat
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Xmas selfie w/Toaat
I got Toast a bag of cheese chews for Xmas, and she proceeded to try to hide it under the tree skirt, lol
(Please excuse my annoying voice)
(Please excuse my annoying voice)
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I got Toast a bag of cheese chews for Xmas, and she proceeded to try to hide it under the tree skirt, lol
(Please excuse my annoying voice)
(Please excuse my annoying voice)
2026 is going to be my year
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
2026 is going to be my year
Search first name and glamour shot
Um.
Um.
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Search first name and glamour shot
Um.
Um.
My pretty girl got groomed today 🥰
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My pretty girl got groomed today 🥰
Sky sighting at the PWHL game! (sorta)
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sky sighting at the PWHL game! (sorta)
Good seats too!
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Good seats too!
Sleepy Toast is sleepy
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sleepy Toast is sleepy
Oh yeah I was there too!
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh yeah I was there too!
My most used emoji are really an accurate summary of 2025
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My most used emoji are really an accurate summary of 2025
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
She has moved to another bin…
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
She has moved to another bin…
When your mom puts a bin of clothes she’s going through on the bed and you think it’s very comfy
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When your mom puts a bin of clothes she’s going through on the bed and you think it’s very comfy
JAMBON RACLETTE
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
JAMBON RACLETTE
Blessing your timeline with a picture of Toast vowing to poop in my shoes because I dared to put her winter coat on
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Blessing your timeline with a picture of Toast vowing to poop in my shoes because I dared to put her winter coat on