your friendly neighborhood mel
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WNBA ramblings (mostly #SkyTown), sporps, Star Wars musings, random fangirling. Non-profit data geek by day, gay disaster at night. Proud Chicagoan, tavern crust evangelist. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. she/her 🍉🇺🇦
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The fact that the instructions for the frozen pizza I’m making states to ensure you put the pizza in the oven “cheese side up,” pretty much sums up the collective intelligence of this country right now
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Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
I got Toast some doggie pjs because she likes being cozy and warm. She seems a little unsure of them, but OMG TEH CUTENESS 😍
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I got Toast some doggie pjs because she likes being cozy and warm. She seems a little unsure of them, but OMG TEH CUTENESS 😍
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Centrists will feel bad for you when you're in the camps, but they won't do a goddamn thing to keep you out of them.
NEW: Kristi Noem is facing by far the most credible impeachment effort of Trump's 2nd term. Some House Dems are fuming.
"Noem is just soup du jour," one told @axios.com. "It's all performative bullsh*t."
Centrists say they want to focus on affordability. www.axios.com/2026/01/14/k...
"Noem is just soup du jour," one told @axios.com. "It's all performative bullsh*t."
Centrists say they want to focus on affordability. www.axios.com/2026/01/14/k...
"Performative bullsh*t": Some Democrats fume as Kristi Noem impeachment gains steam
"There's a frustration with all these impeachments," said one House Democrat. "Noem is just soup du jour."
www.axios.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Centrists will feel bad for you when you're in the camps, but they won't do a goddamn thing to keep you out of them.
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they said they wanted pissful protesting
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
they said they wanted pissful protesting
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it's so cool that we get a day off of work to honor Xena ending the Trojan War
I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
it's so cool that we get a day off of work to honor Xena ending the Trojan War
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Weird, because the Texans' season is still alive.
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Weird, because the Texans' season is still alive.
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formative shit to be sure
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
formative shit to be sure
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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💀
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
💀
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Finally, child pornography on demand for our fighting forces on the front lines
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Finally, child pornography on demand for our fighting forces on the front lines
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I would’ve loved to see the Bears spank Aaron Rodgers in the Superb Owl, but this will do quite nicely, thanks
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I would’ve loved to see the Bears spank Aaron Rodgers in the Superb Owl, but this will do quite nicely, thanks
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Reminder that Aaron Rodgers has the same number of Super Bowl rings as Trent Dilfer
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Reminder that Aaron Rodgers has the same number of Super Bowl rings as Trent Dilfer
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Now Aaron Rodgers gets to spend time with his lovely wife, Brittani
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Now Aaron Rodgers gets to spend time with his lovely wife, Brittani
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rest in piss aaron roggers
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
rest in piss aaron roggers
The AFC side of the playoff bracket is cheeks
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
The AFC side of the playoff bracket is cheeks
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The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)
“Mark Kelly” has texted me so much asking for money lately that I’m wondering if I should add him to my contacts so I can block him
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
“Mark Kelly” has texted me so much asking for money lately that I’m wondering if I should add him to my contacts so I can block him
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Marina going to go get the mixing knife.
Marina Mabrey fouled out on the last possession of the game. Her reaction to it is sending me 💀💀💀 #UnrivaledBasketball #WBB
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Marina going to go get the mixing knife.
miss u bb 😭
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
miss u bb 😭
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all my apes gone
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.
Monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis and AI is complicating efforts to capture them
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
all my apes gone