your friendly neighborhood mel
@geekmisconduct.bsky.social
WNBA ramblings (mostly #SkyTown), sporps, Star Wars musings, random fangirling. Non-profit data geek by day, gay disaster at night. Proud Chicagoan, tavern crust evangelist. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. she/her 🍉🇺🇦
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The fact that the instructions for the frozen pizza I’m making states to ensure you put the pizza in the oven “cheese side up,” pretty much sums up the collective intelligence of this country right now
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Fuck the Salvation Army
remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Fuck the Salvation Army
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This league is gonna be so dumB
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This league is gonna be so dumB
Today is day one of the first increase of my anti-depressants in several years! 🎉🤞
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Today is day one of the first increase of my anti-depressants in several years! 🎉🤞
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If this ends with these two bawbags fighting in a steel cage, we all win.
Dave Portnoy clearly tried to one-up Stephen A. Smith in the Drake Maye saga.
awfulannouncing.com/nfl/dave-por...
awfulannouncing.com/nfl/dave-por...
Dave Portnoy accepts Stephen A. Smith's apology: He 'bent the knee'
Stephen A. Smith might not want to concede to anyone’s demands, but he apologized to Drake Maye, and that’s good enough for Dave Portnoy.
awfulannouncing.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If this ends with these two bawbags fighting in a steel cage, we all win.
Me, a person born in 1976
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me, a person born in 1976
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I am laughing so hard I’m crying
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am laughing so hard I’m crying
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me when my alarm goes off in the morning
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me when my alarm goes off in the morning
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consider this anecdote from the development of the star wars game The Force Unleashed. The development team wanted the player character, Starkiller, to have a “Darth” name. George Lucas would only give them really, really stupid options for what that Darth name could be
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
consider this anecdote from the development of the star wars game The Force Unleashed. The development team wanted the player character, Starkiller, to have a “Darth” name. George Lucas would only give them really, really stupid options for what that Darth name could be
New fear unlocked *stares at Toast*
Small Yorkie dog ate the four sticks of butter acquired for Thanksgiving cooking. Yorkie proceeded to be extremely greasy all over, seemingly extruding the butter through her fur, for *three full weeks*!
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
New fear unlocked *stares at Toast*
Travel
Friend
Crabs
(I really hope that’s the seafood, not the other kind) 😬
Friend
Crabs
(I really hope that’s the seafood, not the other kind) 😬
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Travel
Friend
Crabs
(I really hope that’s the seafood, not the other kind) 😬
Friend
Crabs
(I really hope that’s the seafood, not the other kind) 😬
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s giving 🤪
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s giving 🤪
Chick-Fil-A is donating lunch for my org tmo. I’ve never had the homophobic chicken, but it’s free so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Chick-Fil-A is donating lunch for my org tmo. I’ve never had the homophobic chicken, but it’s free so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH? JESUS
If you feel like Olivia Nuzzi is sexually harrassing you against your will? You may be entitled to compensation… nypost.com/2025/11/24/m...
Vanity Fair to publish ‘abstract nude portrait’ of Olivia Nuzzi — as scandal-plagued journalist accused of shirking job duties: report
Vanity Fair staffers privately gripe that Olivia Nuzzi has failed to carry out core duties since joining the magazine, according to a report.
nypost.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH? JESUS
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Get you someone who looks at you the way Rose Lavelle looks at Fireball ❤️🔥
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Get you someone who looks at you the way Rose Lavelle looks at Fireball ❤️🔥
I love me some LT! Wish she would’ve replaced Tanisha though 🫠
In the inbox: The Chicago Sky are adding Latricia Trammell as an assistant coach this year. Nice get for them. Good tenure in Dallas and served as an advisor last year for Los Angeles. The Sparks LOVED her.
#WNBA I @winsidr.com
#WNBA I @winsidr.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I love me some LT! Wish she would’ve replaced Tanisha though 🫠
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Her Fox News audition continues.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Her Fox News audition continues.
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CNN interviewing James Carville in 2026 about the midterms
February 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
CNN interviewing James Carville in 2026 about the midterms
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USA Basketball's training camp roster for Dec. 12-14 at Duke:
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I don’t know what commercial this is from, but I’d totally buy whatever they are selling
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I don’t know what commercial this is from, but I’d totally buy whatever they are selling
Mashed potatoes are gross. Yeah, I said it
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Mashed potatoes are gross. Yeah, I said it
Mood.
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Mood.