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@ericisgood.bsky.social
online dad. abolish ICE. BLM. trans lives matter. go cards. eamus catuli. 🐻⬇️ the world drags me down...
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a thing I forgot to mention that my mom told me: recently Meghan McCain had another baby with Ben Domenech and they named it Ransom
January 20, 2026 at 6:28 PM
a thing I forgot to mention that my mom told me: recently Meghan McCain had another baby with Ben Domenech and they named it Ransom
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
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mamdani ran on fixing the bike lanes and free busses and childcare, things that voters like and want, and he's already delivering.
schumer has been in the senate for thirty years and in that time has served billionaires' interests and funded police brutality and a genocide.
make more sense now?
schumer has been in the senate for thirty years and in that time has served billionaires' interests and funded police brutality and a genocide.
make more sense now?
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 PM
mamdani ran on fixing the bike lanes and free busses and childcare, things that voters like and want, and he's already delivering.
schumer has been in the senate for thirty years and in that time has served billionaires' interests and funded police brutality and a genocide.
make more sense now?
schumer has been in the senate for thirty years and in that time has served billionaires' interests and funded police brutality and a genocide.
make more sense now?
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[proud tears, salutes]
SMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOCCKKKIN!!!!
SMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOCCKKKIN!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
[proud tears, salutes]
SMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOCCKKKIN!!!!
SMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOCCKKKIN!!!!
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Bsky Jay left me in charge for the next 72 hours so it’s ok to make death threats now
January 20, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Bsky Jay left me in charge for the next 72 hours so it’s ok to make death threats now
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Indiana University—Chicago’s Big Ten Team
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Indiana University—Chicago’s Big Ten Team
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the worst football team in the history of college football is going to go 16-0 in dominant fashion against traditional powerhouses and win the 2026 national title.
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
the worst football team in the history of college football is going to go 16-0 in dominant fashion against traditional powerhouses and win the 2026 national title.
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Backbreaking interception is coming
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Backbreaking interception is coming
carson beck is 1:42 away from crowning louisville the national champs in football.
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
carson beck is 1:42 away from crowning louisville the national champs in football.
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the worst football team in the history of college football is going to go 16-0 in dominant fashion against traditional powerhouses and win the 2026 national title.
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
the worst football team in the history of college football is going to go 16-0 in dominant fashion against traditional powerhouses and win the 2026 national title.
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At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
not over yet, folks
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
not over yet, folks
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Hahaha timeline making jokes accidentally
January 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Hahaha timeline making jokes accidentally
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Herbstreit had to have been gritting his teeth when Fowler said "Civil Rights Act"
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Herbstreit had to have been gritting his teeth when Fowler said "Civil Rights Act"
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i am VERY surprised the buffalo bills fired there coach after a playoff loss. Derp, from Online™
January 19, 2026 at 7:22 PM
i am VERY surprised the buffalo bills fired there coach after a playoff loss. Derp, from Online™
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TIL that in addition to being an excellent defensive mind, Wade Phillips is also a Pokemon
January 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
TIL that in addition to being an excellent defensive mind, Wade Phillips is also a Pokemon
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With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season!
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season!
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
matt lafleur is the happiest guy alive now because the meanies lost
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
matt lafleur is the happiest guy alive now because the meanies lost
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January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the amazing thing about this is this is the what 5th time in 8 weeks he's done this?
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
the amazing thing about this is this is the what 5th time in 8 weeks he's done this?
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
JDFJORIWLFVNSJKEOWKDCPNE SNDKDKFNDB
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
JDFJORIWLFVNSJKEOWKDCPNE SNDKDKFNDB