Phoenician Thnkr
@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.
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It is a little distressing to wonder if Gandhi knew about Chungus. Herbert Hoover easily might have seen Chungus. Bonaparte's children may have seen Chungus. D.W. Griffith may have seen Chungus. The mind boggles.
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It is a little distressing to wonder if Gandhi knew about Chungus. Herbert Hoover easily might have seen Chungus. Bonaparte's children may have seen Chungus. D.W. Griffith may have seen Chungus. The mind boggles.
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A fucking walk off 50 yard TD pass to win it when they were down 10 with 2 minutes left in regulation. One of the sickest nfl games I’ve ever watched
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
A fucking walk off 50 yard TD pass to win it when they were down 10 with 2 minutes left in regulation. One of the sickest nfl games I’ve ever watched
It’s a bad day to be a piece of drywall in northern Wisconsin
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It’s a bad day to be a piece of drywall in northern Wisconsin
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
She’s gonna kill me when she goes to make taco salad later but it was so worth it
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
She’s gonna kill me when she goes to make taco salad later but it was so worth it
Ima say it….
December 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ima say it….
I lost my dad 14 years ago today and the solace I found in watching this movie everyday leading into the actual holiday that year was bittersweet.
I love my little tradition and this movie
I love my little tradition and this movie
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I lost my dad 14 years ago today and the solace I found in watching this movie everyday leading into the actual holiday that year was bittersweet.
I love my little tradition and this movie
I love my little tradition and this movie
I am not owned. Please do not write in da Trib that I got owned
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am not owned. Please do not write in da Trib that I got owned
The very reactionary way he then points like he’s expecting praise for throwing a fucking coin in the air when it lands makes this 49 times even more hilarious
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The very reactionary way he then points like he’s expecting praise for throwing a fucking coin in the air when it lands makes this 49 times even more hilarious
This is absolutely god tier shitpoasting. Hands down.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is absolutely god tier shitpoasting. Hands down.
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it's december 10th! fuck, i almost forgot it's TALOBYNAB DAY!!!
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
it's december 10th! fuck, i almost forgot it's TALOBYNAB DAY!!!
YOUVE CREATED A MILLION POSITIVITY RABBITS @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
YOUVE CREATED A MILLION POSITIVITY RABBITS @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
You’re a real sicko if you’re enjoying the Chiefs downfall.
Me:
Me:
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You’re a real sicko if you’re enjoying the Chiefs downfall.
Me:
Me:
This is a stark reminder the Bears are very much a work in progress
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is a stark reminder the Bears are very much a work in progress
BEGGING the Bears to be for real about an actual pass rusher this offseason
December 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
BEGGING the Bears to be for real about an actual pass rusher this offseason
Gonna wanna see All 22 on tha 3rd down because that was an odd playcall I reckon
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Gonna wanna see All 22 on tha 3rd down because that was an odd playcall I reckon
Add DB to the list of defensive needs for the Bears. I like Kyler but the injuries man
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Add DB to the list of defensive needs for the Bears. I like Kyler but the injuries man
Go to teh Bears FC.
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Go to teh Bears FC.
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
There’s nothing that drives me more crazy than watching a team relentlessly going to the screen game. Luke Getsy absolutely ruined me man.
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There’s nothing that drives me more crazy than watching a team relentlessly going to the screen game. Luke Getsy absolutely ruined me man.
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHAT WIF ME
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHAT WIF ME
Beyond any parody any of the most talented screenwriter could ever come up with
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Beyond any parody any of the most talented screenwriter could ever come up with
Oh fucking sure but when *I* do this it’s a “breaking and entering” and “property damage” and “I have a problem”.
This is bullshit
This is bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Oh fucking sure but when *I* do this it’s a “breaking and entering” and “property damage” and “I have a problem”.
This is bullshit
This is bullshit
Gonna spend my Sunday dealing with my anxiety of Bears Packers by making a Powerpoint presentation for my better half as to why I will not be returning the Meat Bucket
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gonna spend my Sunday dealing with my anxiety of Bears Packers by making a Powerpoint presentation for my better half as to why I will not be returning the Meat Bucket
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Can I get a fuck the snow in da chat
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can I get a fuck the snow in da chat