Phoenician Thnkr
@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.
Iceman stays winning
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Iceman stays winning
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
When she opens the trash can and discovers the evidence
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
When she opens the trash can and discovers the evidence
She’s gonna kill me when she goes to make taco salad later but it was so worth it
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
She’s gonna kill me when she goes to make taco salad later but it was so worth it
Ima say it….
December 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ima say it….
I lost my dad 14 years ago today and the solace I found in watching this movie everyday leading into the actual holiday that year was bittersweet.
I love my little tradition and this movie
I love my little tradition and this movie
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I lost my dad 14 years ago today and the solace I found in watching this movie everyday leading into the actual holiday that year was bittersweet.
I love my little tradition and this movie
I love my little tradition and this movie
I am not owned. Please do not write in da Trib that I got owned
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am not owned. Please do not write in da Trib that I got owned
This is absolutely god tier shitpoasting. Hands down.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is absolutely god tier shitpoasting. Hands down.
YOUVE CREATED A MILLION POSITIVITY RABBITS @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
YOUVE CREATED A MILLION POSITIVITY RABBITS @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
You’re a real sicko if you’re enjoying the Chiefs downfall.
Me:
Me:
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You’re a real sicko if you’re enjoying the Chiefs downfall.
Me:
Me:
Go to teh Bears FC.
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Go to teh Bears FC.
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
I am not going to be alright watching this lmaooo
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHAT WIF ME
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHAT WIF ME
Beyond any parody any of the most talented screenwriter could ever come up with
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Beyond any parody any of the most talented screenwriter could ever come up with
Oh fucking sure but when *I* do this it’s a “breaking and entering” and “property damage” and “I have a problem”.
This is bullshit
This is bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Oh fucking sure but when *I* do this it’s a “breaking and entering” and “property damage” and “I have a problem”.
This is bullshit
This is bullshit
Gonna spend my Sunday dealing with my anxiety of Bears Packers by making a Powerpoint presentation for my better half as to why I will not be returning the Meat Bucket
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gonna spend my Sunday dealing with my anxiety of Bears Packers by making a Powerpoint presentation for my better half as to why I will not be returning the Meat Bucket
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Can I get a fuck the snow in da chat
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can I get a fuck the snow in da chat
You’ll never shake me of the theory that says PETA is controlled opposition promulgated by the meat industry to sell more meat
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You’ll never shake me of the theory that says PETA is controlled opposition promulgated by the meat industry to sell more meat
My MIL’s beagle is…..he’s an acquired taste for even most dogs
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My MIL’s beagle is…..he’s an acquired taste for even most dogs
Today I’m thankful for many things. Friends, family, a loving spouse. There is one thing above all though. Something we should all agree on.
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Today I’m thankful for many things. Friends, family, a loving spouse. There is one thing above all though. Something we should all agree on.
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
One visit from Mamdani and he is DRIPPED up.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One visit from Mamdani and he is DRIPPED up.
The girlies are fighting
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The girlies are fighting
This is what sheer incompetence looks like
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is what sheer incompetence looks like