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Everybody’s Waiting for the Man with the Bagged Pizza
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Stormy, husky, brawling … Bareheaded, shoveling, wrecking…

Chicago evangelizer. Views my own and that of your cool cousin.
Re-upping valor
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Bare midriff football player is a unique level of insecure.
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Fernando Mendoza's backup is his brother Alberto, which means all the Indiana quarterbacks who didn't make the depth chart are below the Mendoza line.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I don’t want to root for Ohio State, but walking five minutes off the train in Wrigleyville will really make a decent person want Hoosier fans trebucheted into the lake right now.
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Rooting for Duke in football is completely fine if not encouraged, while rooting for Duke in basketball means that there will eventually be a ProPublica investigative feature about you.
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Well, the radiation is old enough now where it needs to learn to be independent.
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)

lived happily during the war.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Illinois State gets a TD on 4th down and the 2 pt conversion to take a 1 point lead over North Dakota in the final minute
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m related to, like, forty Illinois State grads, so hooray for the Redbirds.
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When you’re trying to remember Mike Cubbage
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed.“
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Now reading:
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Name a film containing a memorable elevator scene.
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sox bottomed out but baseball allows for that to turn around if you’re not operating like the Pirates. Plenty of criticism for the Sox, but there’s a build happening there.
Depends on the color of glasses you’re viewing the Sox in
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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The average Reinsdorf organization has three seasons per decade where everyone should be fired but can’t because they all just signed secret extensions. This Bulls team has a big YOU ARE HERE sign hanging over them right now.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Bulls are really embarrassing, man.
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t dislike any of the main performances in Jay Kelly (and the kid who plays Sandler’s son may be the finest actor of our time), but I didn’t love the film.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Pope Bob has one last outstanding collection to make on the Rock Island Metra train from a neighborhood guy who was sure the Bears wouldn’t win nine games.
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM