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Muggsy Pogues
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UGA grad. If you spent any time at Uptown Lounge in the early 90’s, I probably spilled a drink on you. Expect typos, early and often.

If I call you Bubba, it’s pure endearment.
Pinned
“Don’t rush on your math test, k? That’s when simple computational mistakes happen.”

“Ugh, I don’t know why you and Mom keep saying that.”

“Well, you took 12 minutes on your last one and it seems to have affected your grade.”

“I DIDN’T RUSH I JUST FINISHED QUICKLY!”

Me: “DO YOU WANT TO DO LAW?”
Negroni Tredici
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by Muggsy Pogues
September 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bijou with a bonus Cookie Monster
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Not even interested until we get a dedicated space for the dusting of my wets.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Nog time is approaching.
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Not sure if they are but his clothes might be there by now.
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
We’re all in Carcosa now.
Lane, Release Marty Smith from this Hell.
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One of the fun things about This Old House is the solder pellet or BB that travels the length of two floors inside the copper pipe that leads to machine plumbing niche upstairs.

It won’t clear past the spigot opening (I tried) and it’s slowly driving me insane with each load.

Y’all got any semtex?
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Fowl
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“No mom, we’re good. Thank you for the offer, though.”

Wife, trying to be appreciative spouse, when I’m not listening: “We’d love to have them!”

Me:…..

2 tables, 15 chairs.

I am The Onion meme.
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
SHUT UPPPPP
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Welp.

Kirby better figure some shit out this week.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
East coast raccoon behavior.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Thanksgiving was different this year. Dad is getting *really* slow, Mom kicked up hosting to us which was a massive passing of the baton. Brought in-laws over and we had our first blended holiday and it turned out great. Food was fantastic, cousins hung out like I did as a kid, everyone
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Joy Division
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Oh joy, parents and in-laws discussing the backdrops of various pundits that are frequent contributors on MSNBC.

Old people room rater, if you will.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The slow burn is slowly building to into a five alarm.

No one is safe.

I may have just heard “how can you vacuum your room when the lights are off?”

I will engage when support is needed, otherwise, will be standing around and holding various things to look busy.
Aaaaand I know the holidays are upon us because I’ve heard entirely too much chatter about my MIL today.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Spouse: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Setting up the track, it’s nephew humiliation week.”

Spouse: “Ok, what’s the chalkboard for?”

Me: “Duh, a Calcutta.”

Spouse: ………
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sorry folks, city is full, moose outside shoulda told ya.

(just kidding but this shocked me)
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This looks like one hell of a controlled burn.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Can someone perform a wellness check?
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I wish my kid had more time to do these things.
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Aaaaand I know the holidays are upon us because I’ve heard entirely too much chatter about my MIL today.
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This better be full of doodles

YKWYA
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Fucking Verb knew all along
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM