If I call you Bubba, it’s pure endearment.
“Ugh, I don’t know why you and Mom keep saying that.”
“Well, you took 12 minutes on your last one and it seems to have affected your grade.”
“I DIDN’T RUSH I JUST FINISHED QUICKLY!”
Me: “DO YOU WANT TO DO LAW?”
It won’t clear past the spigot opening (I tried) and it’s slowly driving me insane with each load.
Y’all got any semtex?
It won’t clear past the spigot opening (I tried) and it’s slowly driving me insane with each load.
Y’all got any semtex?
Wife, trying to be appreciative spouse, when I’m not listening: “We’d love to have them!”
Me:…..
2 tables, 15 chairs.
I am The Onion meme.
Wife, trying to be appreciative spouse, when I’m not listening: “We’d love to have them!”
Me:…..
2 tables, 15 chairs.
I am The Onion meme.
Kirby better figure some shit out this week.
Kirby better figure some shit out this week.
Old people room rater, if you will.
Old people room rater, if you will.
No one is safe.
I may have just heard “how can you vacuum your room when the lights are off?”
I will engage when support is needed, otherwise, will be standing around and holding various things to look busy.
No one is safe.
I may have just heard “how can you vacuum your room when the lights are off?”
I will engage when support is needed, otherwise, will be standing around and holding various things to look busy.
Me: “Setting up the track, it’s nephew humiliation week.”
Spouse: “Ok, what’s the chalkboard for?”
Me: “Duh, a Calcutta.”
Spouse: ………
Me: “Setting up the track, it’s nephew humiliation week.”
Spouse: “Ok, what’s the chalkboard for?”
Me: “Duh, a Calcutta.”
Spouse: ………
(just kidding but this shocked me)
(just kidding but this shocked me)
YKWYA
YKWYA