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@GBDinExile, but also spooky

@gbdawkins.bsky.social

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20 years a proud Bama public defender, now I wrangle them for fun and profit in NOLA. Imperfect Ally. Bourbon enthusiast, F word proponent. Saints, Tide, Cubs. #MakeGoodTrouble

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

That’s my ex’s dad on the mic. Gotdamn I miss Alabama sometimes

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

As a many many years ago cocaine person, no. Not everyone, but I could spot em a mile away.

freakshow on the dancefloor @unremembered80s.bsky.social · 2h

My experience with Cocaine People is that to them, everyone looks like someone who knows where to get cocaine.

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, nvm

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

OH FUCK YES I CAN SLEEP NOW

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The Iron Giant @grogg.bsky.social · 1h

people are saying King Tuck

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

KYLE TUCKER BITCH

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

i’m calling in tomorrow am. the heartbeat is pounding

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

the sip in a nutshell

Will @tigervoice3.bsky.social · 1h

Grew up mainly in Texas, but family on both sides all from Mississippi. In college I worked a summer out at Stanford. Co-worker was from Central Michigan. She said “oh yeah I have family in Mississippi but it’s this little bitty town you wouldn’t know.”

We are cousins.

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

Meridian, but Mississippi is more of a club than a state

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

lol. people from Mississippi: oh you know Lisa from Greenville? Of course, I dated her sister before she became a lesbian

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1h

Iowans love to joke about how we will meet someone and they will ask us if we know such and such person from Iowa like Jesus, we don’t all know each other. Come on.

But we all have a crazy story of how we really did actually know someone once.

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

this is tremendous content, matt.

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

Cubbie Bears.

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

a monkey is smiling and making a heart with its hands

ALT: a monkey is smiling and making a heart with its hands

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 1h

Modern? Hayes Carll & BJ Barham. But Taylor’s All Too Well & Style are easily in that league

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 4d

I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 2h

oh damn, put this sexy ass priest on a media tour

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 2h

Never shoot a non-lethal round at a hot priest

Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 4h

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 2h

damn the prosecutors. easiest lawyer job in the world (“what happened next?” is their whole ass job) with the most upside for stupid people.

sorry to offend.

kinda.

not really.

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 2h

one drink there and I am back in the bed but could use taco bell tbh

amywho

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 2h

wild. do you think the sky is blue too, prosecutor? maybe a conversation about how to rein in out of control USAs might be more helpful

Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 8h

Indicting your political enemies because they’re your enemies, not because they’ve committed crimes, is unAmerican.

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 3h

the Cubs arent on yet (gfy doyers) so I’m getting out of the bed and going to the bar.

dont judge, do, eat me

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4h

We have an ongoing CONCACAF situation in Nicaragua.

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 3h

why don’t you, is the operative question. you rube, you fool, what have you done

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 5h

Cubs by a million

Sam Bernero @sambernero.bsky.social · 7h

Fit of the day!
Pic I took of PCA arriving at Wrigley Field today

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah that

@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 7h

Mike @ Bad Decisions on Mag cuts a mean head of hair. 5*, no notes. #NolaSky

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@GBDinExile, but also spooky @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 10h

@texaninnyc.bsky.social uhm.

David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 11h

🙏 weird request for a story BUT i'm looking to speak to couples who eventually got together because their respective ex-partners cheated on them with each other.

like an IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE or RANDOM HEARTS situation.

DM me if this is you or if you know of such a couple!!