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Hillbilly solutions for a desert age. My mountains are older than the evolution of bones. Nick Millers realized potential. he/him
Pinned
Kim Sulkey.
Fuuuuuuuuck. Really thinking I might be spending Thanksgiving at the emergency vet. Surely that won’t cost an arm and a leg.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Thanksgiving tip for all you pie lovers with shitty family. Cut the center out of the lie and when they get mad just tell them you decided to gerrymander dessert.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Evergreen
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ok, this is just a 3rd place game. That’s enough JP Estrella for today.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We’re gonna find out Lane told them he wasn’t coming there if they didn’t pay BK and he’s actually going to the NY Giants.
SOURCE: LSU has given Brian Kelly formal written notice that he has been terminated without cause and that it will fulfill the obligation of his nearly $54 million buyout.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Haha nevermind, “two beers with lunch” remains undefeated and I have no idea how long the nap I just took was.
Coffee shop accidentally made a cold version of the hot drink I ordered. Asked me if I wanted both, haha.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Coffee shop accidentally made a cold version of the hot drink I ordered. Asked me if I wanted both, haha.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If this happens, kill the UConn athletic department with fire.
Brian Kelly at UConn actually doesn't sound all that crazy.

Imagine him with Geno Auriemma and Dan Hurley in the same athletic department...
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Y’all. She’s a Michelin finalist, Top Chef star/fan favorite and she’s out here seating guests, refilling drinks, taking pictures with guests. It’s hard times for your local restaurants no matter who they are. Go support the people you want to see succeed.
Scream talking with the owner/chef from the bar while she’s in the kitchen.

Me: How’s everything going?

Her: I’m here and I’m queer baby, what’d you order.

Perfect restaurant experience.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Thinking “take mon-wed of Thanksgiving off to do all my Christmas shopping” might become an annual thing. Also, taco lunch.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social all the coaching tree talk on both phantom island and the yahoo show got me thinking. If Golesh lands a P2 job & succeeds, then say Tim Banks gets hired away to a G5 this year, is Heupel building one of the best tree’s in the sport?
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Haha, wait is Bruce Pearl calling the game and having to watch Michigan beat the brakes off his old team that he installed his HC as?
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
CFP committee gonna have to copy/paste the Cincinnati statement for treating Mormons this way.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Get Bama/Ole Miss outta here. If you’re gonna make it up every week as you go let’s avoid conference match-ups in the first round.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Basketball school.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This looks like it’s gonna be fun.
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Chorizo breakfast burrito before some Christmas shopping?
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Always team pants. 5yo is team back of dad’s shirt.
Team pants anyway
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.

This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Watched Eddington. That’s certainly a movie, yup, a movie.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Is 56pts in one half of men’s college basketball good?
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
First order of business on vacation, watching the new Fantastic 4
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Y’all ever make an open faced breakfast sandwich with prosciutto, eggs, green onion, chiltepin sauce on a savory skillet fried cornbread?
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In bed before 10pm, scroll until 11pm, eliminating all benefits of getting in bed before 10pm.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Pies, ya gone.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM