Me when I rob and shoot a couple of billionaires in a Gotham alley

I have something to confess. Whenever you see an ad for a mobile game and the player is making all these obvious mistakes, it's me. I'm the one pulling the wrong pin. Shooting the wrong group of soldiers. Using a hammer to fix a window. Trying to eat the bigger number. All me. I'm the worst gamer

Me: *politics posting*

Me: Life is a lot like Civilization VI,

I want so badly to enjoy mobile games but the ecosystem they occupy apparently forces them into being annoying to play unless you are constantly purchasing magical coins at bizarre denominations that I refuse to understand.

One of my favorite little details in Red Dead Redemption 2 is that when Arthur is drunk, his HUD is too, so you have to hold right click and press E to "Gret the Bartedner"

Dad jokes!

That’s why she’s the GOAT

it’s pretty funny whenever people talk about needing to have a “wider tent” for a political party they always mean people who are transphobic and not trans people

Chappell Roan as Disco Elysium Portait

My favorite thing about Macross DYRL is that it’s the first follow up to the original series as well as the first departure.

Despite the canon inconsistencies it’s all canon because Macross carries this fluidity where it can claim any series within itself is just an adaptation of “real events”.

This is...

I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out