Hayden VanKirk
@genderlesspancake.bsky.social
Lvl 28 • They/them • ADHD • Straight edge • Your local Animal Crossing expert • Retired emo kid • Married to an autistic disaster bi • Love writing but bad at actually doing it
Got Erik’s photo!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Got Erik’s photo!!
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It's QUAGSIRE DAY!!!
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It's QUAGSIRE DAY!!!
Oh!! Before I forget: happy birthday to Diana, AND I got Fang’s photo!!
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Oh!! Before I forget: happy birthday to Diana, AND I got Fang’s photo!!
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"something's gotten into the animals"
happy year of the horse
happy year of the horse
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"something's gotten into the animals"
happy year of the horse
happy year of the horse
Got Hans’s photo!!
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Got Hans’s photo!!
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Shiny alpha Gyarados heehee (:
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Shiny alpha Gyarados heehee (:
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I haven’t posted anything Animal Crossing lately cuz I was so busy with/focusing on getting all winter-themed villagers lol (minus Marshal, he’s permanent on my island)
Here’s the final roster!!
Here’s the final roster!!
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I haven’t posted anything Animal Crossing lately cuz I was so busy with/focusing on getting all winter-themed villagers lol (minus Marshal, he’s permanent on my island)
Here’s the final roster!!
Here’s the final roster!!
It’s funny how when I was growing up I was definitely showing signs of neurodivergence, but because it looked different than what it looked like in my diagnosed siblings and research wasn’t where it is now, my parents just thought I was lazy and overly emotional
December 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It’s funny how when I was growing up I was definitely showing signs of neurodivergence, but because it looked different than what it looked like in my diagnosed siblings and research wasn’t where it is now, my parents just thought I was lazy and overly emotional
Christmas cannot get here fast enough, I am so ready for the holiday season to be over
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Christmas cannot get here fast enough, I am so ready for the holiday season to be over
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Mummified corpse found behind one of the walls of the children’s nursery, east wing
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Mummified corpse found behind one of the walls of the children’s nursery, east wing
Welcome to Berk, Erik!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Welcome to Berk, Erik!!
It was great to have you, Cranston!! Good luck out there!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It was great to have you, Cranston!! Good luck out there!!
Welcome to Berk, Maple!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Welcome to Berk, Maple!!
I’ll do my best for you, Quinn!! Good luck out there!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’ll do my best for you, Quinn!! Good luck out there!!
Got Cephalobot’s photo!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Got Cephalobot’s photo!!
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Thanks for your service to the community❤️🏳️🌈🥰
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thanks for your service to the community❤️🏳️🌈🥰
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cartoon for children
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
cartoon for children
Got Ketchup’s photo!!
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Got Ketchup’s photo!!
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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paid rent + some of my medical debt today + am going to urgent care 😮💨 can't seem to get better later. i have a tip jar if anyone would like to help me cover some of the costs <3
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Support sweatermuppet
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October 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
paid rent + some of my medical debt today + am going to urgent care 😮💨 can't seem to get better later. i have a tip jar if anyone would like to help me cover some of the costs <3
ko-fi.com/sweatermuppe...
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Welcome to Berk, Cephalobot!!
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Welcome to Berk, Cephalobot!!
So long, Frett!! It was great to have you. Good luck out there!!
October 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So long, Frett!! It was great to have you. Good luck out there!!