Prof Oak Cryptid
gendernightmare.bsky.social
Prof Oak Cryptid
@gendernightmare.bsky.social
delightfully cringe / believer in a better world / the wrong kind of transsexual / autistic himbo
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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“bluesky is awful because it silos users and creates echo chambers”

brother i’m not here to have moderated discussions, i’m here for this
ain’t it the worst when you poo poo butts when you meant to pee pee piss
November 23, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Your favorite nightmare catboy is back on the internet to cause some chaos. Please enjoy the view. (Yes, they squeak).
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Long furby hanging above my bed is the best way to weed out folks who aren’t cringe enough for me. It screams, “this bedroom is not a safe space for the uncringed.”
May 26, 2023 at 9:17 PM
I am not a woman or man. I am simply a mouth for tiramisu.
May 26, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Me when the discourse starts: 🎶 we are all traumatized and traumatizing each other 🎶 everyone is messy and problematic 🎶 I’m gonna go touch some grass 🎶
May 25, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Just watched a trans kid from South Carolina perform a beautiful song at a trans open mic in nyc & her mom was there recording her. My heart is so full rn.
May 23, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Non-binary transmascs all have mullets bc we’re bottoms and like having our hair pulled
May 14, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Tears of the Kingdom is basically just being a chaos gremlin and hanging out with furries. Truly the dream.
May 13, 2023 at 4:40 PM
We're all just ephemeral hairball particulate vomited up by the pussy divine.
catbus.phd Catbus @catbus.phd · May 11
this is my creation myth
May 11, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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Does this count?
May 11, 2023 at 5:46 PM
People say Bluesky has a nudity “problem” and I just want to say I very much support anyone in being problematic.
May 11, 2023 at 4:27 PM
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I’m over “kink at pride” discourse. What about kink at Kroger? Kink at the local bowling alley? Kink at 711?
Let’s just be kinky everywhere
May 2, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Y'all, popsicles are just frozen soups.
May 11, 2023 at 3:13 PM