Prof Oak Cryptid
gendernightmare.bsky.social
Prof Oak Cryptid
@gendernightmare.bsky.social
delightfully cringe / believer in a better world / the wrong kind of transsexual / autistic himbo
Me walking around the apartment meowing like a cat for several years: “no im not a furry. I’m a catboy”

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November 14, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Welcome to the born a furry club! It’s beautiful here
November 14, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Ivan ooooooze!!!
May 18, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Here’s the headphone swag maker I promised to send you!

https://instagram.com/trinketsorceress?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

May 18, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Relatedly, I really need to make myself a furby bong.
May 16, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Supercum is trending on Twitter bc Elon’s jealous of all the skeetz
May 16, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Oh my gosh I was in Hyrule too! Wild I didn’t see you 🙃
May 15, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Guilty your honor! I have erred greatly and promise to change my ways
May 15, 2023 at 3:20 PM
don’t make a dildo joke don’t make a dildo joke don’t make a dildo joke don’t make a dildo joke don’t make a dildo
May 15, 2023 at 3:15 PM
LOVE THIS 🔥🔥🔥
May 15, 2023 at 3:14 PM
You are v not alone!
May 14, 2023 at 10:05 PM
“Too cool for this” is actually the most uncool and boring. Being cringe is cool and hot 🔥
May 14, 2023 at 10:02 PM
This joke is going to go under seen and under appreciated and I just want to assure you it’s 🔥
May 14, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Popsicles are just frozen soup, y’all.
May 14, 2023 at 5:12 PM
I mean, if all discourse was derailed with lewds, the world would be a better place.
May 14, 2023 at 5:03 PM
I will personally take this all as a challenge to be more kinky and horny in skeet hell (heaven)
May 14, 2023 at 4:58 PM