I feel you, Toronto. Props for putting up a good fight though. My dad's favorites, the Hanshin Tigers, just got crushed in the Japan Series also this past week.

A good Kansai boy got his wings this past Saturday night. God bless you, Dad. You were the Dad that stepped up, and I owe my whole entire being to you. I just hope I can be half the man you were and live the fulfilling life you've lived.

Thank you for being you, and I love you. Until we meet again.

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.

Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

I remember it being unpleasant & a lot less fudge-y.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Something you won’t find on Twitter.

2. Dad blessed 5 yr old generico with a Famicom. Forever grateful.

silly video abt ducks incoming here take this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuG3...

another #royalrumble edit

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.