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genpoe
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once referred to as "the anonymous batman of bullshit"
I don't know anything and I'm always tired
from Kansas🇺🇸, currently Tohoku🇯🇵
日本語は勉強しているけど下手だよ
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i love the implication that crypto gaming was fundamentally sound and only died because VCs failed to manifest it
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Zelda: link help I've been kidnapped

Me: excuse me I have to go participate in an MLM (Multi-level Mask Scheme)
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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If you have laminate windows your car escape tool is unlikely to work (if you have tempered glass it's fine)

They didn't try a literal axe so maybe that would work IDK
How to Break a Car's Glass: Tips and Tools
AAA research found that a car escape tool can’t break certain types of windows. Here is what that means, and how to tell what type of glass your car has.
www.acg.aaa.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
me: use jarlic, look up what the teaspoon/clove ratio is, proceed to dump in a comical amount of spoonfuls regardless
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
thank you!!! I went to DC as a kid and that museum is the only part I actually remember, it was soooo cool and I've wanted to go back literally my whole life
January 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
what social media is the spy museum on (I assume you mean the DC one?)
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 AM
bsky.app/profile/ones... idk her source though
NYT, WaPo learned of the secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin but held off publishing what they had at the administration's request to avoid endangering US troops
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 AM
first, you have fantastic taste, second, i know this is a joke but the genuine answer is bo bice cried about reverse racism at a popeyes people.com/music/americ...
Bo Bice Angry After Popeyes Employee Called Him Slur
Bo Bice went on a social media rant after an employee at Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen referred to him as "white boy"
people.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM