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Gentleman Octopus
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Musician, gamer, D&D DM, YouTuber, octopus.
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I need a PS5 era game with PS1 era live FMV
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Me: "And you, Randall, get to stay here in Bedroom 4."

Randall: "...this isn't a bedroom."

Me: "Yes it is. Bedroom 4."

Randall: "There's no bed in here. This is a small room with a sink."

Me: "Uh, I think you'll find that's a full bath. Or would you rather sleep in the Master Room outside?"
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
"Yes, I still have membership for the Nazi bar, but at least the conversation there is worse."
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
and Everything Everywhere All At Once, Wayne's World 2, Tank Girl, Mulan and Chinatown. If we include TV, you'd have more than you could ever hope to watch.
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sneezes creep up on me to the effect that I don't have time to make light-based sneeze plans
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by Gentleman Octopus
Gave the second to last turn some love, adding fences and a chevron sign to help signal the player as everything starts to turn into white noise with all the snowy textures on everything.

I am also prototyping a small shortcut along a spire roof! It isn't final, but I'm def gonna try and keep it in
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
With Donald fucking Trump in the White House for a second time, how can you confidently say that *anything* is a "clear roadblock" to anybody's national run?
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I should probably be glad I only recognize three people on this poster.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Absolutely. Without a thicker neck, it just looks like somebody grabbed arms from a different action figure.
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I only imagine Kevin Kelly has an incredibly fucking low Wisdom score, so he'd be suddenly Hardcore Holly's biggest fan (for the rest of the show)
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM